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The Finns are definitely my kind of people. Would be nice to move there some day.

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#55 to #1 - cipheroblivion

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The finns are my favorite northmen. Most of my favorite war stories come from ww2 Finland. Also my favorite meme. Gondolas are so ----ing chill.

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#63 to #57 - newdevyx

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#109 to #63 - benadryl

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#59 to #57 - cipheroblivion

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#38 to #1 - onlyfortheprnlinks

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**onlyfortheprnlinks used "*roll picture*"**
**onlyfortheprnlinks rolled image**I would move there but im dying at 15°C right now i don't wanna imagine a place where sun comes out once every 3 months.

#71 to #38 - anon id: 9aa339dd

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Come to the southern cities, we are fortunate enough to have some sun in the winter

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15C is Summer weather here and I hate being too warm. I'm sure I'll manage Finland's weather.

#132 to #43 - skebaba

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I wish we had a stable 15c 24/7 during summer, too. Sometimes it gets insanely hot when it goes to like 20-25c

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They don't want you to

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#3 to #1 - ironicmeme

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I would like to move there.
They have goods memes and don't like talking to eachother.

#4 to #3 - qnamanmanga

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amazing. How they mate then? I heard that polar bears are like this they meet each other during mating season- otherwise they will attack each other. So maybe Finns are like that...

#87 to #4 - DrewRSmith

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Very ----ing interesting question.

Traditionally, a very large, blonde man with a sword would grab the nearest woman and plant his seed by force.

Nowdays, an averaged sized (((man))) with pubes on his face and a towel on his head grab the nearest child and plant his seed by force.

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#94 to #87 - Noobanon

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That's Norway and Sweden.

#113 to #94 - mrpepes

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#133 to #113 - skebaba

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TBF at least Asians are openly ------ towards inferior races, so I don't see what you are trying to say.

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#101 to #94 - qnamanmanga

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only sweden

#97 to #94 - thefranss

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Bruh norwegians are fine af.
Swedes can ---- off, especially the southern region

#98 to #97 - Noobanon

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Ski-cheating, stuck up rich kids that think they're better than everyone. ---- them I say.

#99 to #98 - thefranss

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---- u right.
We must conquer Telemark and take the product whatever the norwegian ski team is having

#100 to #99 - Noobanon

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It's not only that, in lahti 2002 they went out of their way to persecute the Finnish ski-team, but act like lil -----es when Johaug and that skidude were caught.

#18 to #4 - Kurtlanglie

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Finns reproduce in a ritual with a name so unpronounceable that even they can't say it. It entails the consumption of even more alcohol than they normally drink, to the point where two Finns become so numbed that they literally cannot tell they are in close physical proximity of another human. Then, with two handlers that have very long sticks, the push the two Finns into each other until eventually sexual penetration is made. The handlers then let nature take it's course. Post-coitus, eventually one of the Finns will wake up enough to realize that someone is in their personal space, be terrified that they don't have their knife on them, and flee to a safe talking distance of 3 km. Thus the cycle continues and new Finns come about in the world.

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I love you

#61 to #18 - newdevyx

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#65 to #61 - rubyblooddemonking

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As a machinist i find the verneer calipers extremely hilarious.

#72 to #65 - newdevyx

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It's an old show about the two dudes just ----ing up a lot. I'm told there were a lot of Communist cues in the show as it was I believe , but personally I can't remember any. I can't remember what the show's name is but I think it was from Poland or something.

#80 to #72 - rubyblooddemonking

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I meant in the post. Specifically in the french part

#81 to #80 - newdevyx

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Oh.

#84 to #81 - rubyblooddemonking

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A verneer caliper is a machinist tool used to measure in .0001 and 1/10 of an inch. This is .00001 more accurate than a regular caliper, effectively allowing it to make a measurement that is almost accurate enough to get an A on my test. ----in almost

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#52 to #18 - GuardsmanDumbass

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Can you do one about rednecks? I'm dreadfully curious to see what David Attenborough has to say.

#60 to #52 - Kurtlanglie

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You must be more specific. There are many species under the Redneck genus.

#66 to #60 - GuardsmanDumbass

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Perhaps the Reddus Neckus Appalacious or the Reddus Neckus Southronsapiens. Heck, there is even the Tejas Neanderthals to consider.

#85 to #66 - Kurtlanglie

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Ah, Appalacious, the Hill Human. Such a curious specimen. The mating ritual of the Hill Human is not as elaborate as the Finn, but is still quite astounding. The male, when possessed with the desire to mate, will emerge from his hovel searching for his mate, whose social habits favor leaving the home. The male will holler loudly for his mate to return home, and the game is afoot. Thus begins a rousing cat and mouse game where the male pursues his mate, who will attempt to ignore the male for as long as possible. When the male finally catches up to his mate, he will holler for their return to the hovel to engage in courtship. Sometimes, however, the duo will forgo returning home and copulate on the way, or even right where they found one another. After mating, the male stumbles home to check the flavor of his moonshine, which he has been brewing in a still older than the country he lives in. The female may or may not wander off in search of sustenance, or her offspring, to prepare for the next meal.

#86 to #85 - GuardsmanDumbass

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Such a majestic creature. Thank you, David.

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#35 to #18 - Awesomsauce

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Nature is truly beautiful.