Nyanch's Stories: Origins of Dugtrio
Creds schnizel fer the title.
we back in computer store, chatting Wwhile he backs up my computer and stuffs.
ewe get en the subject ofthe Dugtrios that were in the store the ether day
trl asked him what' d he mean by haw they caused him trebble.
we sits me dawn fer story time.
is sitting at counter, bared.
Aye, I' m Oinking far a ."
Sure, we have a bunch, what are ynu Oinking far?"
r" We gat nne with ESE gigabytes."
r" Nah mang, we need 1. 50000 "
laughing and highfiving each ether
Nojust stares at them.
Inn's at R
Inn's at dugtrio
r" Ian I help ynu with anything?"
Mattg I jus talt ynu!"
Alright, tell me haw much starage ynu need."
Must as ynu said, mane."
brings nut the PC
sniggers try ta manhandle the PC.
slaps their hands aff it.
Mattg why ynu gatta be ? l"
just mentions they smell like a wharehouse.
Marlee if ynu were a preper customer and net touch nur product until sald ta ynu, I woundn' t be 'racist' "
Nigga ynu gatta lighten up, here' s a bud."
seriously try ta hand him same weed.
Inn's at them sternly.
r" Please get nut the stare befire I kick ynu nut."
sniggers still nigger around.
calls dawn the manager
Magg, fat, happy guy. Like Santa, but mere inan .
Manager Inn's at the dugtrio, and even HE is displeased.
Repeats basically what R said.
ryback as fun niggers pull the racism card again.
Manager gets his fists up.
sniggers laugh at the manager. "Came fat bitch, shew me what ynu gust."
nnigger number 3 gets punched right in the Knuth
Hither niggers try and stand their ground, but realise that they can' t win this, because guess what
PULLS OUTA WMM FROM UNDER THE COUNTER
I have a feeling this nne wasn' t as gand.