Note there's only 2!!!

Reply+240

(09/20/2017)[-]

... What? Bell peppers are fruit made from the ovaries of plants. Many if not most plants are hermaphroditic, as possessing both male and female organs. The **** is this male female plant fruit crap?

#5 to #1 - naafi

Reply+20

(09/20/2017)[-]

Also there are ones with 2 bumps and ones with 5. The flavor thing is ******** too. In blind taste tests you can't tell the difference. The 4 bump ones are generally bigger so yeah more seeds but that's not always true either

#10 to #5 - pokemonstheshiz

Reply+22

(09/20/2017)[-]

it's 2017, those bell peppers can identify as whatever gender they want

#18 to #1 - mordenkrad

Reply+17

(09/20/2017)[-]

Many do, but Many don't
I am no... herbologist, but I know for a fact ..... for reasons...... that weed plants are entirely male or entirely female. Which farmers of the planet for...... medicinal licensed reasons...... need to know, because they can butcher all but their best male plant early season and use the single male to propagate with all the females.
If you just butchered the plants at random, its possible you're going to scratch your head one day and wonder why none of your plants made seeds for the next crop

#20 to #1 - xdiabolicx#3 on commentsRank#3

Reply+15

(09/20/2017)[-]

Have you been misgendering fruits/vegetables this whole time? How bigoted can you be?

#6 to #1 - anon id: ef1fdcd1

Reply+10

(09/20/2017)[-]

But the internet would never lie...?

#82 to #1 - pineappleofwoe

Reply+9

(09/21/2017)[-]

Some boy peppers look like girl peppers, I don't want traps in my fajita

#92 to #82 - anon id: 582188d3

Reply+4

(09/21/2017)[-]

faggita*

#25 to #1 - anon id: b40d0e86

Reply+6

(09/20/2017)[-]

Good post explaining why this is ********:

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#26 to #25 - jukjuk

Reply+10

(09/20/2017)[-]

oops

You need to login to view this link

#2 to #1 - okeado

Reply+5

(09/20/2017)[-]

its just ez ********

#50 to #1 - richardhandler

Reply+4

(09/20/2017)[-]

I believe peppers are as well, once in a while you get a bell pepper with a smaller pepper inside.

#8 - anon id: 123ba65c

Reply+137

(09/20/2017)[-]

The female bell peppers also only cost about 77% of the price of male ones.

#46 - undertire

Reply+73

(09/20/2017)[-]

??????????????????

#52 to #46 - tnediser

Reply+19

(09/20/2017)[-]

LGBTQ community putting chemicals on the peppers to make them gay.

#53 to #46 - anon id: 0b0bf484

Reply+17

(09/20/2017)[-]

What, are you ******* blind? Clearly, this pepper identifies as a genderqueer hemidemisemiquaver wolfkin.

#57 to #46 - hotschurl

Reply+13

(09/20/2017)[-]

trigendered pyrofox

#70 to #46 - shota

Reply+6

(09/21/2017)[-]

XHE HAS BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE

#61 to #46 - stabbedinthecrotch#25 on commentsRank#25

Reply+5

(09/21/2017)[-]

Gender Queer

#72 to #61 - mysteriousmrkibby

Reply+1

(09/21/2017)[-]

Nice profile pic

Wanna touch dicks?

#75 to #72 - stabbedinthecrotch#25 on commentsRank#25

Reply+1

(09/21/2017)[-]

Looks like you're trying to be stabbedinthecrotch

#77 to #75 - mysteriousmrkibby

Reply+1

(09/21/2017)[-]

I was unprepared for such a clever response, with a duel meaning.

#93 to #77 - stabbedinthecrotch#25 on commentsRank#25

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(09/21/2017)[-]

#48 to #46 - darktoucan#465 on commentsRank#465

Reply+5

(09/20/2017)[-]

Lucky pepper. Make a wish.

#49 to #46 - middlemunson

Reply+4

(09/20/2017)[-]

******* leftists are making biology conform to their views, iz joke.

#71 to #46 - imagnetsux#435 on commentsRank#435

Reply+3

(09/21/2017)[-]

hermaphrodite.

#87 to #46 - bjorngrim

Reply+2

(09/21/2017)[-]

It has an extra chromosome. I'm sorry, your pepper has the downs.

#96 to #46 - thegreatpapyrus

Reply0

(09/21/2017)[-]

Attack Helicopter

#59 to #46 - churpularis#168 on contentRank#168

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#4 - ivanthesronk

Reply+64

(09/20/2017)[-]

Eating male peppers is probably gay.

#11 to #4 - casuall#222 on commentsRank#222

Reply+15

(09/20/2017)[-]

>females think about men all the time
>Females have had men in them
>Females physically need men to create life

Whereas men
>Do none of these things

Therefore girls are like 300% more gay than guys, hell no I'm not eating the girl pepper, gimme the man one.

#23 to #11 - dogno

Reply+3

(09/20/2017)[-]

I can tell you right off the bat that 1 and 2 are true for both men and women

#47 to #23 - casuall#222 on commentsRank#222

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(09/20/2017)[-]

#55 to #47 - anon id: aa4ab029

Reply0

(09/20/2017)[-]

>doing something retarded thinking its cool
>random dude points out its actually retarded
>lol its just a prank bro

>saying something retarded thinking its funny
>same story
>lol its just a joke bro

#58 to #55 - casuall#222 on commentsRank#222

Reply+1

(09/21/2017)[-]

Click to show spoiler

>anon

#22 - fagdude#324 on commentsRank#324

Reply+26

(09/20/2017)[-]

Click to show spoiler

Warning ****

#9 - Big Josh

Reply+22

(09/20/2017)[-]

This is a myth/wives' tale thing.

#12 - darcnessvoorhees

Reply-1

(09/20/2017)[-]

you could easily cut open both peppers and see which had seeds

#14 to #12 - fuzzyballs

Reply+11

(09/20/2017)[-]

yeah let's go to the store and cut all the bell peppers open
great ******* plan

#13 to #12 - improbable

Reply+4

(09/20/2017)[-]

yeah but that means u already bought them

#17 to #12 - battletechmech

Reply+3

(09/20/2017)[-]

both have seeds you ******* dib

#30 - bandetx

Reply+5

(09/20/2017)[-]

thats not a fact.

#31 to #30 - schwoazapeda

Reply+2

(09/20/2017)[-]

It is as "any baby born with a penis is a male genetically".

#32 to #31 - bandetx

Reply+8

(09/20/2017)[-]

No, peppers genders are not based on their bumps, its just incorrect.

#33 to #32 - schwoazapeda

Reply+3

(09/20/2017)[-]

yeah, same with the penis fact. We all know it's on the spectrum, bro.

#34 to #33 - bandetx

Reply+2

(09/20/2017)[-]

You know what just forget it. It's not worth my time... what do I really care if you incorrectly think the shape of a pepper is what determines the gender of a plant.

#35 to #34 - schwoazapeda

Reply+3

(09/20/2017)[-]

Who gives a **** about it anyways? It's ******* paprika. everyone who isn't on the spectrum knows that, and those who don't simply don't care, it's ******* paprika man.

#78 to #31 - anon id: 503d0223

Reply0

(09/21/2017)[-]

soo... not a fact
While the vast majority of those born with a penis are genetic males, a minority of them are genetically intersex, and can't really be called genetically male or female

#79 to #78 - schwoazapeda

Reply0

(09/21/2017)[-]

Ever heard the phrase "the exception makes the rule"?

#80 to #79 - anon id: 503d0223

Reply0

(09/21/2017)[-]

ever heard the word "fact'?
spoiler alert, it doesn't mean "generally true"

#81 to #80 - schwoazapeda

Reply0

(09/21/2017)[-]

Not in biology since every ******* **** can vary.
It's a fact that people can't live without a brain
It's also a fact that there are people running around with a quarter of one.
It's a fact that a tonne of applied force will kill
It's also a fact that people survived that much pressure.

Spoiler alert: In nature it gets generalized and the generalization is accepted as a fact.

#83 to #81 - anon id: 503d0223

Reply0

(09/21/2017)[-]

no, see, you appear to be retarded. I imagine your education system failed you

It is a fact that people cannot live without a brain.
It is a fact that people can live with a partial brain, provided it is the right portion. As they still have a portion, it does not conflict with the first fact
It is a fact that a tonne of applied force will generally result in death
As the third fact is only true with a qualifier of "generally", it does not contradict with the fourth.

#24 - serurbanbourbon

Reply+8

(09/20/2017)[-]

Tfw you've been eating males and choking down their seed all your life...

#62 to #24 - brisineo#166 on commentsRank#166

Reply+1

(09/21/2017)[-]

Pollen is technically plant semen.

When you smell a flower, it's technically cumming into your nose.

#54 to #24 - otterlyodd#440 on commentsRank#440

Reply0

(09/20/2017)[-]

**otterlyodd used "*roll picture*"**
**otterlyodd rolled image**

you remove the seeds before eating or cooking them
you also do the same with bell peppers

#86 to #54 - serurbanbourbon

Reply0

(09/21/2017)[-]

The joke went right over your head at an unrivalled speed.