My only friend through teenage ***hts
He was Dracula
He was a Bond Villain.,
He was Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes.
He was Death.
He was Lucifer.
He was Count Doom.
He was Saruman,
He was Lord Summersale.
He recorded a heavy metal concept album
He hunted Nazis during WWII.
He was part ofa secret agent unit called
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare,
When told by Peter Jackson to imagine how
a man being stabbed Ill the back sounds,
he told him he didn' t have to
He' s fluent in English, Italian. French.
German. and Spanish: "moderately
proficient" in Swedish, Russian, and Greek,
and "conversational" in Mazarin
Now. let' s; see Chuck Norris top that.