My love life

#3 - daringdestiny

Reply +586

(05/19/2016) [-]

the ******* flip

#53 to #3 - richardhandler

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(05/19/2016) [-]

#64 to #53 - volcanicdiarrhea

Reply +7

(05/19/2016) [-]

That hardly looks like a deadly fall.
If you go head first, you might get some results.
Otherwise, you'd probably end up with some broken bones, at best.

#71 to #64 - englishtallybopper

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(05/19/2016) [-]

It's a motorway matey so yeah you'll die

#100 to #71 - necrova

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(05/20/2016) [-]

This guy I knew jumped off a bridge like than and down into traffic. He broke his legs, a few ribs and literally his dick

#104 to #100 - englishtallybopper

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(05/20/2016) [-]

But did he flip

#105 to #104 - necrova

Reply 0

(05/20/2016) [-]

Maybe, probably not, he wasn't a creative person

#57 to #53 - superpianobros

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(05/19/2016) [-]

I live near that bridge, it's real

#60 to #57 - billyblooper

Reply +28

(05/19/2016) [-]

Pics or you're an attention faggot

#66 to #60 - superpianobros

Reply +53

(05/19/2016) [-]

It's on the m50 in Ireland, and I'm not walking down a motorway, I like living

#68 to #66 - souperior

Reply +60

(05/19/2016) [-]

> enjoying living

#96 to #66 - megpoidgumibear

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(05/19/2016) [-]

#98 to #96 - superpianobros

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(05/20/2016) [-]

#74 to #3 - dyslexicgramarnasi

Reply +39

(05/19/2016) [-]

fcuking*

#2 - spadeface

Reply +305

(05/19/2016) [-]

That ******* walk is too perfect.

#7 - vorarephilia

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(05/19/2016) [-]

#17 to #7 - anon id: 28acd105

Reply +61

(05/19/2016) [-]

He was probably playing as Franklin.

#9 - kouzan

Reply +130

(05/19/2016) [-]

What's stopping Trevor from stripping nude, attaching a fin onto his back and becoming the sequel to Jaws?

#11 to #9 - iwillrulenorway

Reply +116

(05/19/2016) [-]

not enough meth.

#16 to #11 - pennydragon

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(05/19/2016) [-]

Not enough meth... yet.

#47 to #9 - warioteam

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(05/19/2016) [-]

the fact that there is already a sequel to jaws

#56 to #9 - cannibalvegan

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(05/19/2016) [-]

The game engine.

#70 to #9 - twentyseconds

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(05/19/2016) [-]

hes outa bull shark testosterone

#46 to #9 - fredburger

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(05/19/2016) [-]

you, you cis gender white male.

#50 to #46 - anon id: 3c42bfed

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(05/19/2016) [-]

Well you are a sissy. Cis is like the worst insult ever. So what? At least they are comfortable. Don't make someone's lack of a problem a problem. Just because you can't decide to eat a dick or munch some rug isn't his fault you retarded trigger warning needing *******

#69 to #50 - Lilstow

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(05/19/2016) [-]

I don't think there is a single person on this website that would say "cis gender white male" un-ironically.
You're one of the biggest idiots I've ever seen on this website.

#10 - cuteasiangirls

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(05/19/2016) [-]

my love life

#15 to #10 - nativeboy

Reply +48

(05/19/2016) [-]

Asimo

I thought the text said Autismo

#77 to #15 - kaboomz

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(05/19/2016) [-]

asimo means autismo in chingchang

#63 to #15 - Dragonchampion

Reply +2

(05/19/2016) [-]

I met that robot when I was 10. I'm 25 now. It's freaking old.

#88 to #63 - timmity

Reply 0

(05/19/2016) [-]

That's like saying a 2016 car of Model X is old because you saw a 2001 Model X.
It's just a brand, and is constantly improving their main robot.

#61 to #15 - anon id: acec34b0

Reply 0

(05/19/2016) [-]

Me too bruh

#12 to #10 - whitehairedwonder [OP]

Reply +20

(05/19/2016) [-]

That's adorable.

#18 - itsjustabaitbro

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(05/19/2016) [-]

I don't get it
Why did she do that?

#19 to #18 - pesoen

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(05/19/2016) [-]

faulty scripting from the devs.

since trevor is the guy he is, most women will walk away, since scripting says something along the lines of "ifBlocked Do movementJump" she tried to walk away, but jumped because the ai saw it as being blocked by an object.

#20 to #19 - itsjustabaitbro

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(05/19/2016) [-]

Why would she jump in the water though?
I hope she knew how to swim

#22 to #20 - pesoen

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(05/19/2016) [-]

again, due to being blocked by an object, and deciding jumping is the best cause of action. instead of walking another direction. AI is a complicated thing to make in open world games, as you have to account for everything, and sometimes, devs fail to account for things, resulting in funny moments.

#23 to #22 - pesoen

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(05/19/2016) [-]

TheMoreYouKnow.png

#24 to #23 - itsjustabaitbro

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(05/19/2016) [-]

But why would jumping be the best course of action?
She could have just told him she didn't want to talk to him or just simply walk away instead of jumping into the water.
Women sure are weird

#25 to #24 - pesoen

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(05/19/2016) [-]

the angle at which she was approached, seems a bit less than the angle to walk away from the railing, i'm not 100% sure as i dont work for Rockstar, but it has to do with simple logic, she turned 180 and was close to the railing, and that obstacle could be passed by jumping over it, and so she did.

also, some npc characters, dont have replies for all situations, some replies are to walk away in the opposite direction, which is what happened here.

#26 to #25 - itsjustabaitbro

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(05/19/2016) [-]

It still doesn't make sense though???
I don't think you're doing a good job at explaining

#27 to #26 - pesoen

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(05/19/2016) [-]

i never do a good job at explaining things i have no real experience with. all i can say is how i think it works, as i dont know for certain that is how it works.

and making sense is for the weak.

#29 to #27 - itsjustabaitbro

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(05/19/2016) [-]

Then why did you even try to explain to me if YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT EXPLAINING THINGS
You must also be a women, because you're not making alot of sense right now!

#32 to #29 - pesoen

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(05/19/2016) [-]

because you asked, and no one else seemed up for it.
i am not a woman, i'm just a stupid man who replies to bait on a regular basis.

oh don't give me those eyes, you know why i did it now, so stop it.

#37 to #32 - itsjustabaitbro

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(05/19/2016) [-]

Okay, but next time you better not do this again
If you can't explain something, then you shouldn't be explaining

#39 to #37 - pesoen

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(05/19/2016) [-]

okay, i wont explain unless i know what i'm explaining..

or unless i have researched the subject for more than 15 minutes, and have at least a basic understanding of how it works.

#44 to #39 - synthane

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(05/19/2016) [-]

I don't know if you realize just how adorable that conversation was, but reading it brought me great joy.

#45 to #44 - pesoen

Reply +9

(05/19/2016) [-]

glad i could help bring you joy

cute hedgehog btw

#52 to #39 - murphyslawtesties

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(05/19/2016) [-]

You honestly didnt read his ******* name, did you ?

#101 to #52 - pesoen

Reply 0

(05/20/2016) [-]

if i can direct your attention to comment number 28 (forgot how to link it)

#78 to #52 - Thundergod

Reply 0

(05/19/2016) [-]

I think he did, since the site tells you the name of the person replying to your comment, and was just being calm rather than letting the bait get to him. Good on you, pesoen. Good on you.

#102 to #78 - pesoen

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(05/20/2016) [-]

yup. comment 28 explains it

#55 to #39 - anon id: a08ebd11

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(05/19/2016) [-]

Don't worry about it, it's just bait, bro.

#65 to #19 - caet

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(05/19/2016) [-]

no ****

#28 to #19 - fuzzyballs

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(05/19/2016) [-]

you don't get it
look at the goddamn username

#30 to #28 - pesoen

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(05/19/2016) [-]

that is the kicker, i get it, i'm just having fun.

#31 to #30 - fuzzyballs

Reply +2

(05/19/2016) [-]

you can say you got it
but you didn't

nobody enjoys that
shut the **** up you lying ****

#35 to #31 - itsjustabaitbro

Reply +28

(05/19/2016) [-]

Stop being mean to him, he's my new dumb friend
So you better LEAVE NOW.

#38 to #35 - pesoen

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(05/19/2016) [-]

he has left. or rather blocked me, so he wont be a problem any more.

*wipes away your tears*

#109 to #35 - anon id: a2a0a9b9

Reply 0

(05/22/2016) [-]

got it.

#33 to #31 - pesoen

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(05/19/2016) [-]

i did get it, it was bait, and i took it, hook line and sinker.
but i did.

i enjoy it because i'm a special kind of cupcake
i'm not lying, i'm just having a blast at my own expense, much like others should do, instead of having a blast at other's expense..

#36 to #33 - pesoen

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(05/19/2016) [-]

welp, fuzzyballs could not take the presure, he has now blocked me.. good for him

#34 to #33 - fuzzyballs

Reply -13

(05/19/2016) [-]

thought I told you to shut the **** up with your lying