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Modern teachers would have failed him. . Einstein was once asked new many feet are in a mile. Einstein' s reply was "I don' t know, why should I fill my brain w

Einstein was once asked new many
feet are in a mile. Einstein' s reply
was "I don' t know, why should I fill
my brain with facts I can find in two
minutes in any standard reference
book?

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#1 - arkis#44 on commentsRank#44

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Modern teachers would have claimed he was a racist and a bigot

#2 to #1 - westsidesneo#130 on commentsRank#130

Reply+116

(08/19/2017)[-]

Modern teachers also claim facts are racist and bigoted, so...

#4 to #2 - hsdfngdslmcg#26 on commentsRank#26

Reply+10

(08/19/2017)[-]

Modern humans would claim anything to be racist and bigoted, god what is this world coming to....Thankfully i live in Iowa and keep to myself so it isn't affecting me directly

#33 to #1 - anon id: c2fd594e

Reply+13

(08/19/2017)[-]

Everyone born before the 1960's was a racist and a bigot to some degree and by today's standards would appear to be absolute monsters. George Washington, Andrew Jackson, Voltaire, William Faulkner, even dog gone Abraham Lincoln.

#43 to #1 - dragunovx

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(08/19/2017)[-]

no hes Jewish so that isn't possible

#44 to #43 - foldupkibbles

Reply+33

(08/19/2017)[-]

Milo's a gay jew who sucks black dick and still gets called a homophobic racist nazi so...

#87 to #44 - anon id: c3e29906

Reply0

(08/20/2017)[-]

yes but we all know milo is a special case

#18 to #1 - lawxyuno#155 on commentsRank#155

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(08/19/2017)[-]

and a traitor.

#67 to #18 - ingloriousgamer

Reply+29

(08/20/2017)[-]

and my axe

#69 to #67 - therockofshame

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(08/20/2017)[-]

Donkey!

#71 to #67 - pigbull

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(08/20/2017)[-]

it's dangerous to go alone, take this *unzips pants*

#89 to #18 - anon id: c3e29906

Reply0

(08/20/2017)[-]

>modern teachers calling Einstein a traitor

that's about as accurate as Germany refusing entry to refugees

#98 to #89 - lawxyuno#155 on commentsRank#155

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(08/20/2017)[-]

**lawxyuno used "*roll picture*"**
**lawxyuno rolled image**i call him a traitor, "modern" teachers dont, as far as i know.

#5 - jacklane

Reply+66

(08/19/2017)[-]

I am too leery of internet quotes.... I do not believe this happened.

#6 to #5 - dirtypizza#245 on contentRank#245 [OP]

Reply+155

(08/19/2017)[-]

I know. I think Abe said it best.

#31 to #6 - twoderrick

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(08/19/2017)[-]

This one seems pretty legit.

#63 to #31 - chukupowpow

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(08/20/2017)[-]

#46 to #31 - classicgold

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(08/19/2017)[-]

I prefer his more famous saying.

#17 to #6 - boarderlinegreat

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(08/19/2017)[-]

The guy on the the pic is Richard Nixon dummy.

#11 - animesource#176 on contentRank#176

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(08/19/2017)[-]

I don't know. That's why history is mostly a pointless science. In school you should learn your language, basic maths, basic history. Integrals, years for all the wars, etc. is just pointless knowledge, knowing that WW1 and WW2 is a thing that happened 50-100 years ago is enough, knowing when and what exactly has happened is completely pointless knowledge, to me it's same as knowing 129th digit of Pi. It's worth nothing in real world.

#12 to #11 - singedbrick

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(08/19/2017)[-]

History and math aren't very good comparisons, since those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

#23 to #12 - frostdrachen

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(08/19/2017)[-]

And those who learn history are doomed to watch others repeat it.

#24 to #23 - singedbrick

Reply0

(08/19/2017)[-]

Learn about nazis to watch antiFa repeat that ********

#27 to #24 - klowserpok

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(08/19/2017)[-]

>antifa are nazis
I feel like Nazis should be insulted by that.

#41 to #27 - anon id: f080026e

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Who cares?
Authoritarian groups that want to suppress knowledge are all bad.
Muslim caliphates, Nazis, antifa, Stalin, Mao, all ****

#35 to #12 - shadowkingdr

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(08/19/2017)[-]

I hear that alot but I think its going to repeat regardless if people know what happened last time. People doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

#36 to #35 - singedbrick

Reply0

(08/19/2017)[-]

Just like these ******* liberals think of communism with its constant failure (outside of singapore.)

#13 to #12 - animesource#176 on contentRank#176

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Typically people learn from own mistakes, not others, but yeh. But on other hand, average person has no effect on history. It's useful only for politicians or big company owners.

#14 to #13 - singedbrick

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Literally learn the things that cause rebellions or famines and **** and you can avoid them without having to experience them firsthand.

#15 to #14 - animesource#176 on contentRank#176

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Yes, but for average person it doesn't matter. Only very few need history, but most people need basic addition / multiplication.

#16 to #15 - singedbrick

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(08/19/2017)[-]

You were comparing the two as similar, though.

#45 to #11 - derksuls

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Thats the dumbest **** i've ever read. Who thumbed this **** up?

History is literally the most important subject in the world, it teaches children of better men, and their mistakes and inspires them to become something great.

"Pointless Science"
Thats because you're a ******* bitch whos probably going to stay in retail and *********** on funnyjunk for the rest of your prime life. Jackass.

#56 to #45 - dirtypizza#245 on contentRank#245 [OP]

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Wow that was so savage I don't even know how to properly respond.

#79 to #56 - anon id: b62446a8

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(08/20/2017)[-]

is it just me or have there been a million magic references lately? where's my magic channel so all of us can just deck tech with one another already.

#93 to #45 - animesource#176 on contentRank#176

Reply0

(08/20/2017)[-]

I'm a programmer, but what would a person know when he thinks history is more important than maths.

#94 to #93 - anon id: b104edae

Reply0

(08/20/2017)[-]

He would know how to not repeat it.

#37 to #11 - anon id: c2fd594e

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(08/19/2017)[-]

History is a bad example for your point because it serves as a good case study for deeper philosophical and political questions and truths. Knowing the USSR existed isn't enough, knowing it killed millions and the way it repressed it's population is critical. Reading the gulag archipelago and having a comprehensive view of the real world effects of previously political and social movements is a very important when someone suggests communism is good for your country.

#59 to #11 - penileburglar

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(08/20/2017)[-]

Depends on the teacher. If you learn about HOW events came to pass--about the political and social climate that led to the best and worst events in human history, about cause-and-effect on a global scale, and about and what you as an individual can do to contribute to the world--then history class is great.

If you have a ******, unmotivated teacher who just makes you memorize names and dates, that's very different.

#26 to #11 - honzo

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(08/19/2017)[-]

i agree to an extent, but i also think learning more in depth about really important events like the French Revolution and WW2 particularly hitler's rise to power is extremely important because those events are crucial to learn from and they ended up shaping the entire world drastically not africa when they happened

#84 to #11 - anon id: 6108d296

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(08/20/2017)[-]

I never liked the idea of memorising stupid stuff like dates.

however, knowing what happened, and the order, and the reasons, the major players, the story - if you will. that's what matters in history.

I don't think there's much to be gained from memorising history dates, but I think there's a great deal to be gained from learning history.

#76 to #11 - opsgaylover

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(08/20/2017)[-]

A lot of what they teach in history is pointless, things like just learning specific dates of every little thing or how many miles of land was in the Louisiana Purchase. The important things that should be learned from history is what happened and why, and the reasoning behind it rather than specific trivia question tier knowledge.

To be honest, most of the stuff I know of history was learned from watching the history channel as a kid rather than school.

#90 to #11 - anon id: c3e29906

Reply-1

(08/20/2017)[-]

>ignoring history in this day and age

oh, so your part of the problem then?

#92 to #90 - animesource#176 on contentRank#176

Reply0

(08/20/2017)[-]

Clearly you've ignored English.

#3 - anon id: 18d7bb31

Reply+15

(08/19/2017)[-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Honestly, if you aren't using the values on a daily basis then you shouldn't needed to memorize them. Even then its only to make work go slightly faster, and if you really were using it on a daily basis after a while you would have memorized the value already.
There's no point for forced memorization for, a test or something since the students will probably forget a week later. The only advantage would be speed of work. Not having students spend time memorizing values lets them spend more time doing things of actual value to them or academically.

#72 to #3 - dracosjaws

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(08/20/2017)[-]

The girl in the pic is doctor pimple popper.

#25 - creamymcgee

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(08/19/2017)[-]

This is more relevant now more than ever considering everyone has a smart phone

#39 - bigjinfinity

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(08/19/2017)[-]

or you could use a measuring system that doesn't suck

#65 to #39 - GeneralLeeInsane

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(08/20/2017)[-]

You don't get to talk Germany, you still use the milliard counting system.

Seriously, get that **** the **** outta here already.

#73 to #65 - abcschachcba

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(08/20/2017)[-]

You don't get to talk USA, you still use the MM/DD/YY system.

Seriously, get that **** the **** outta here already.

#74 to #73 - GeneralLeeInsane

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(08/20/2017)[-]

I'm not the one who said my system was superior.
That''s something I would expect of Deutschland.

Also, I'll start using your abbreviated dating metric, when you start saying it in that ordering. I don't wanna hear no more August 19, ************. It's gonna be 19 August, from NOW on. And you can't use the st's, nd's, rd's, or th's.

#77 to #74 - abcschachcba

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(08/20/2017)[-]

To be honest I don't really see a problem with neither the milliard counting system nor the MM/DD/YY system, as these are merely shifts in position. The Imperial unit system on the other hand introduces completely new conversions to an optimized System. While this is ok in normal cases (measuring ones height, measuring some volume,...) , it gets unbearable as soon as you combine multiple units for scientific works (viscosity, pressure,...). I'm aware that both systems are taught in American schools, but in my opinion the Imperial system simply serves no purpose. I often read the argument that it's more intuitive, but that's probably mostly out of habit. Also I don't really understand what you are trying to tell me in the second part of your comment. Are you agreeing that MM/DD/YY has it's problems or are you accusing me of not using it correctly? I'm sorry, I honestly can't tell.

#91 to #77 - GeneralLeeInsane

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(08/20/2017)[-]

The only issue with the milliard system is that practically the only place in the world left that uses it is Germany. Scotland dropped that **** decades ago, lads. It's time to let it go.
Also, if you're going to count thousand millions and thousand billions, then why not thousand thousands, million millions, thousand million millions, thousand million thousand millions, million billions, thousand million billions, and so on, and so forth.

And I'm not necessarily agreeing with you, but I'm pointing out that ****** logic on abbreviations can be a double-edged sword. So, if you're going to make days first, you better goddamn make it Nineteen August. Another thing on that, if you wanna sort it by time, then EVERYONE'S been telling time backwards. Cause that **** would be seconds:minutes:hours. Not the wrong way, like the dirty imperials use.

#96 to #91 - abcschachcba

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(08/20/2017)[-]

I have no problem with dropping the milliard system, but to be honest I've never met somebody that criticized it so I've had the impression, that nobody cared about it. It's only used to count things like money or people and if it was meant to follow the same pattern as all other units neither milliard nor billion would be correct (It should be something like a "giga"). Regarding the dropping of st's, nd's, rd's, and th's: If you translated the dates directly from german you'd simply end up with something like 1st April or 19th August. For you it might look funny but this is the way Germans (and the other DD/MM/YY countries) are used to it. Lastly I think the time is ordered by relevance, so (for most people) the most important time-unit is somewhere between hour and day. Everything else is depending in priority and therefore written behind it. You could argue that for some people the month is more important than the day, but I think that would be a minority and it also breaks the symmetry of the system which makes it a bit harder to understand.

#78 to #73 - figatron

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(08/20/2017)[-]

what's wrong with it?

#97 to #78 - abcschachcba

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(08/20/2017)[-]

Sorry, here an actual response:

I think the time is ordered by relevance, so (for most people) the most important time-unit is somewhere between hour and day. Everything else is depending in priority and therefore written behind it. You could argue that for some people the month is more important than the day, but I think that would be a minority and it also breaks the symmetry of the system which makes it a bit harder to understand.

#81 to #78 - abcschachcba

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(08/20/2017)[-]

what's wrong with the milliard counting system?

#40 to #39 - mrsquigglez

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Using freedom units, I was able to measure the length of the rod connected to the bait, it was like a yard, forgot how much it was.

#66 to #40 - GeneralLeeInsane

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(08/20/2017)[-]

In German, it was probably measured in thousand million, or thousand billion metres.

#80 to #39 - anon id: ed6876c2

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(08/20/2017)[-]

12in to 1ft
3ft to 1yd
5280ft to 1mi
1760yd to 1mi

how exactly is that difficult to remember?

#47 to #39 - anon id: 4d3cf0b2

Reply-5

(08/19/2017)[-]

miles is for length. You would measure sucking in with PSI.

. . . and by the way your are a bias asshole who think anything different from the way to do something is different. The truth is your just to ignorant to understand it so you have to insult others.

#57 to #47 - anon id: 223df005

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(08/20/2017)[-]

In the metric system you can scale everything either way in a couple seconds, or less time than it would take to even reach for a reference book, as long as you know a couple of prefixes.
But yeah, it is us that are "biased" and "ignorant".

#21 - psyachu

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(08/19/2017)[-]

This also kinda shows how stupidly complicated the imperial system of measurements is. There's no consistency in divisibility, even in the same kind of measurements. That's why I say we should convert to metric. It's simpler to divide it because it's just "slap a prefix and you can translate it by merely moving a decimal point.

#22 to #21 - thebombshell

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(08/19/2017)[-]

its a problem being remedied slowly via education, imperial units were of course created wherever the unit in question was used for consistency in what could only be arbitrary units, they worked well when intercontinental, language barriered, massive cooperation was limited or unheard of, but but now it's just a cumbersome bad habit that's harder to kick the more that's established with it, give it time and both the US and UK will kick the habit

#32 to #22 - anon id: 793618cd

Reply0

(08/19/2017)[-]

I would say imperial units are actually LESS arbitrary than metric units, however metric units make the math easier.

#99 to #32 - thebombshell

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(08/20/2017)[-]

the thing is the arbitrary of metric disappeared the moment it became self-regulating, a gram and a meter and a litre are linked by their relation to volumes of water, the gram is moving faster and faster towards becoming a constant measurement by mathematical certainty and short of the laws of physics or nature of gravity changing it holds up as the pillar on which all units may stand.

Everyone overstates the value of the easier math in the face of what is the metric system's current strongest aspect, its relationship with other metric units

#42 to #32 - anon id: f080026e

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(08/19/2017)[-]

"Based on random choice or personal whim, rather than any reason or system."

That's the opposite of what metric is. It's a system based 10's, which works pretty well in a lot of situations.

#34 - englman#160 on contentRank#160

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Whether he actually said it or not, that's pretty freaking true. It's irrelevant to almost anyone besides a highway architect. Some of the things that are required for students to learn are just ridiculous.

#48 to #34 - saltyfries

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(08/19/2017)[-]

you know it never occurred to me that I never had a plain Carl picture...

#49 to #48 - englman#160 on contentRank#160

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(08/19/2017)[-]

Holy **** man... Lemme help you out. They're vital.

#50 to #49 - englman#160 on contentRank#160

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#51 to #50 - englman#160 on contentRank#160

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#52 to #51 - englman#160 on contentRank#160

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#53 to #52 - englman#160 on contentRank#160

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(08/19/2017)[-]

#54 to #53 - englman#160 on contentRank#160

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(08/19/2017)[-]

W-Wait, wrong carl..

#55 to #54 - englman#160 on contentRank#160

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(08/19/2017)[-]

#58 to #34 - anon id: 02a49ed8

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(08/20/2017)[-]

I think standard measuring units are pretty important to learn buddy.

Not just for highway architect

#70 to #58 - englman#160 on contentRank#160

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(08/20/2017)[-]

I have literally never needed to know exactly how many feet were in a mile for anything besides mathematics word-problems based around how many feet are in a mile.

#95 to #70 - vortexrain

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(08/20/2017)[-]

Same, I hated school.

#102 to #95 - englman#160 on contentRank#160

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(08/20/2017)[-]

Yeah, don't get me wrong, it's great for a lot of reasons. But its got just about as many flaws.

#7 - springbok#11 on commentsRank#11

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(08/19/2017)[-]

It's better to know how to know things, than just knowing things. You can train a monkey to know that there are 5280 feet in a mile, but I can, and did, find that information out anytime I want!