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Breaking news: Michael. J Fox arrested for
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Posted on October 21, EDIE
Los J Fox was arrested Wednesday morning in relation to
insider sports betting on .
Fox aroused suspicion after achieving a , perfect record on
the site under the username .
Authorities found an unusually worn copy of a sports almanac which wasjust
recently printed and which has markings cataloging winning bets Fox has
placed since the late 80' s.
The operating theory is that the Back to the Future films were really
documentaries from an original, prime timeline," said NASA astrophysicist Barry
Manilow. "The implications are heavy. It is suspected that we are living in an
alternate ) IS, as there are no flying cars and there are only four Jaws
movies. We can only assume that we are forever stunted as a society. The
amount of lives lost due to our lack of progress in technology and medicine is
unfathomable. Worst of all, instead of hoverboards, this sad reality is limited to the
We suspect Mr. Fox has been using an alias to hide his real identity after
damaging the space time continuum," said one source within the FBI' s
Under the name of Marty Mcfly, he was an accomplice to Dr. Emmett Brown in
negotiation with terrorists to obtain materials to build a dangerous weapon
allowing the pair to travel through time.
Dr. Brown is still on the run and "extremely dangerous."
We are looking for a criminal mastermind," said FBI director Tim Travell. "He is
extremely intelligent and capable of producing weapons of mass destruction with
scarce resources. He built a highly advanced technology known as a flux
capacitor in his garage."
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