the engine: Ad:
Custom Christmas Lights.'
My name is Bill and I wanna decorate your house for Christmas!
I have several years experience of not only hanging lights but
creating n custom Christmas light experience for
your entire neighborhood to enjoy!
I can decorate homes and may ways or
I can even spell outa custom own» message!
Anything to meet your Christmas lights needs
lastcall, !
Bill
My convolution wath the " neuter:
Messages
Mrm
I think I could help you
with that.
When were you needing it
done?
We can make that work.
How big is the house?
So do you just want the
edges of the roof and
columns decorated or
what did you have in
mind?
From the looks of it, that
garage roof would be
perfect for writing" Merry
or "Happy
Holidays"
Uh no not at all.
Youve joking right? That' s
pretty much the cruelest
thing I' ever heard.
This not going to happen,
at least not with me being
involved.
Forget about it. Sorry to
hear about what she did,
but you' re going to have to
find somebody else,
Listen Asshole, it' s Bill, not
fucking Gill. Secondly, I
don' t even fucking know
you!
Whatever. Find someone
else you dick.
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