My family and I were playing a game called Malarky. Basically, someone asks a question, but the players try to BS an answer.
>Question: How do you get white wine from black grapes.
>Me: You boil the negro out of the juice.
>Brother who is 15: Who cares, just drink it
>Mum: Use white grapes
>Step-dad: Squish the black out?
>Grandfather: If I was a ****** about to get squashed, I'd turn white too!
-Everyone dies from laughter-