Joke Unrelated To New Years Eve
A hernan is having an ather during the day while her husband is at
werk. Her 9 war old sen semes home unexpectedly, sees them
and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The Woman' s husband
also semes home SC) she puts her lever in the closet not realizing
that her sen is hiding in there.
The little boy saw "It' s dark in here"
The man replies "Yes, t is"
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Boy - "My dad' s outside."
In the next few weeks, t happens again that the boy and the
lever are in the closet tegether ence again.
Boy- "Dark in here."
Boy - "I have a baseball Cleve."
The lever remembering the last time, asks the boy,
A few days later, the father saw to the boy, "Grab
veer Cleve, let' s go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy saw, "I cant, Iself my baseballbat my Cleve."
The father asks, "Hew much did we sell them for?"
The father saw, "That' s terrible to overcharge veer friends like
that... that is way; mere than these twe things cest. I' m going to
take we to cherch and make we confess."
They go to the cherch and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession beeth and he doses the deer.
The boy saw, "Dark in here."
The west saw, "Omit start that shit again!"