It ain't easy being white
We have White People Problems, in America. That' s what we have,
White People Problems. You know what that is? That' s where
you' re lite is amazing, so you just make shit up to be upset about.
People in other countries have real problems., Like -, "Oh, shit.
They' re Emil? off all our heads, today!" Things like that.
Here, we make shit up to be upset about Like u "How come
I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? its bullshit.
I shouldn' t have to do that. Pm American."