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Join my raider gang.
I actually know how to survive off the wilderness. So our raiding would legit just be ----posting in real life.
Nothing says "Oh Jesus what the ---- now" like a bunch of shirtless men charging a settlement with Enfields while clicking, spitting, and having a vegan tied to a pole as our flag
[mentionlist Ohio]
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I can provide info on the Ohio/ichigan border and experienced at Security. Provided I survive the Refinery and Besse going up in smokes
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We’d easily beat any other gang. We’re all hardened from the extreme weather here.
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That and >>
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True, true. What’s the political aspect going to look like? Are we maintaining democracy in this time of suffering (or prosperity, in our case)?
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I had to put a lot of thought into this, as the need to change governance will be required for stability and strength.
We will function as a meritocratic empire during our growth.
had to get more aggressive here in retrospect, as a supreme power is required to enact the second
Once we had a good footing established we will transition into strengthening our territories.
Once they react autarky we will restructure into a confederated constitutional republic.
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I gotcha. I’m assuming you’d start off as the quote unquote “supreme power” in this situation? And would merit be awarded due to loyalty to the empire, or feats within combat, or in another way? Also, what are your expansion plans? Are we going just for Ohio, or as big as we can get?
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Loyalty in all cases, but merit wise good leaders militarily and politically. Basically I see someone capable of successfully growing a healthy settlement as just as important as a skilled tactician.
We'd begin with Ohio and expand into the mid-west before moving into Canada and around the Great lakes.
No limit on size, just taking what we can.
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Dang, you’ve really thought about this, huh?
Alright, so what about accepting new members? Do we have an open-door policy, or is there a test of sorts? What happens to the people in the land that we conquer? Also, where do I apply?
Any ideas on combat strategies? I’m assuming post-nuke much of the weaponry of modern day would be long past gone, so are we thinking more of a slow guerrilla warfare strategy, or are we going balls to the wall?
Do we have a capital city/military base? Just based in Ohio, I’d say a Diamond City-esque capital building would be fantastic, since we have Paul Brown, FirstEnergy, Great American, Progressive, MAPFRE, etc.
Do we ever ally ourselves with a Xichigan clan, or do we still hold onto former biases?
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Jesus ---- FJ
Take 3
Our main HQ is established >>
#98
Its defensible and has a lot of room for growth and farming.
If they are intact, we'll also salt mines into military installations and set up settlements in areas surrounding.
New members wise, a target would be offered a chance to surrender and pledge loyalty to us. Their army would be added to ours and any sign of treachery would be met with by firing squad.
Captured settlements would be offered the same, with those willfully surrendering attaining citizenship and those refusing being either pushed into the wilderness, shot, or enslaved depending on the situation
vegans will almost exclusively be enslaved as they dont require meat to work
Combat strategy would be based heavily on the Tarkin Doctrine deploying overwhelming numbers to demoralize the target and encourage others to fear us as survivors and cowards flee to other settlements.
This would heavily be enforced by means such as the battlefield presence of the Prydwen and unconventional warfare.
Nothing instills fear better the being unable to predict what the enemy will do or when they will do it, but knowing that it is absolutley coming
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Yeah, I don’t see an outcome where we DON’T survive the apocalypse at this point
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So absolutely no chance of peaceful coexistence and trade? Just unconditional surrender join or die?
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Why would we prepare to invade a trading partner or ally?
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Let's go, I know how to cook, and survive in the woods
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Hell yeah, we're gonna eat good brother!
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As long as i can have my own cavalry so we can have horse archers we will be set for life
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Works with me
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----ing count me in!
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Hell yeah brother
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Duddha
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Im taking classes to be a blacksmith so i can make ---- for the gang
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----ing nice brother!
You make anything yet?
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I just started so a few coat hooks and some leaves, a bottle opener, a letter opener and a lot of different decrotive scrolls lol im taking my second set of classes now and they just started last week
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Hooks en? You able to do twisted ones?
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Yeah man! Just made this on wednesday. I know its shody but im proud of it ^^
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Little overkill but it looks great!
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It was a project we were being taught lol
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SERE school gave me decent survival skills. Paired with Ohioan’s cold tolerance, we’re golden to survive a nuclear winter. I’m in.
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Maine with the Navy.
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Skills I can contribute:
Ability to fly things
I’m really good at plant identification
Can cook literally anything
I can whistle well and play the flute so we’ll always have battle music.
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Hell yeah, another crew member for the Prydwen
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Ill have people help me take control of geneva so well have wine and cider.
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jamesten ohio has a raider gang and we dont
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Join ours. You're not Michigan so you're welcome
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If you join us, they are yours?
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Well I mean.
If this goes down, I'd likely form a territory/commonwealth there as opposed to trying to do everything myself
Alone we are but weak twigs, but together we form a mighty ------
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And disrespect the treaty of the Tri-state area?!?
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I meant to drop this the first time but apparently I'm terrible at it.
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where are you compared to Iowa cause that'll dictate how much effort i'll have to put in
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Ohio, so your best effort would be setting up a midwest outpost to prep for the invasion of Michigan
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And i'll make sure to download ----tons of videos of every kind so that our bois have entertainment to look forwards too
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That's a good idea brother.
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Aye sir, I'll see you on the glove of America
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Stay safe brother
Ad Absurdum
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Once the courier service is up, we'll outfit you so you can set up an outpost and begin creating the Southern territory
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Will the slaves be the vegans?
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I can go days without food or sleep (but not both) so you're gonna have to drag me kicking and screaming out of my bunker/house.
I don't know what you expect of me after that, math skills, entertainment, the ability to refuse to pay $10 for a new tool when i could just use a similar tool with less effectiveness.
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I see we're stealing a blimp. Well I've flown a Beechcraft for a little over 2 minutes and used to be friends with a pilot so I may be of more use than i originally thought.
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“Little over two minutes”. It’s settled; you’re plane captain.
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I was friends with a somewhat rich kid with a provisional license
or whatever "can fly yourself and up to 3 passengers" license is
not a decorated airforce pilot who has been involved on numerous secret bombing raids and did stunts on holidays.
Also if you're on the Ohio mention list it makes my job easier.
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I am on the list. Looks like we’re the Prydwen flight crew. How difficult can it be to fly?
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In my experience "pretty hard". My friend kept daring me to try an S-turn without explaining how to do it.
I'm not sure he should still have his license. Heck i don't know if he still does.
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So either the pilot of the Prydwen or a regional -----istrator.
If you can live off the land it makes you an import asset to teaching others and fortifying what we have
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"Now we don't have rope so I used this stringy vine I ripped off of an oak tree. I cut it and carefully intertwined it with itself a few times. It took me so long that it made my hands all red and splotchy."
"Now if you're a ----- you'll climb a tree with big branches to get the lay of the land. Fortunately, I am no ----- so I'm gonna climb this roughly four year old Sassafras. Just hold onto the opposite end for me so it doesn't bend too much."
We gotta assume the woods are still standing, which might be a big assumption.
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They likely will be, Ohios bomb targets arent heavily wooded
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What would those be? I gotta make sure one of my buddies survives so he can film a documentary about us.
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I'm soooo ----ed. *Lives 15 minutes from the Refinery*
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I'm so so btw
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He's ----ed
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He travels a lot so there's at least a fair chance he might not be there. Film stuff and all.
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You'll be needing properties to hold down camp and make sandwiches as well, I volunteer.
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Absolutely, keeping the settlements running is just as important as raiding.
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Since we'd already be shirtless can we just go the whole medieval scottish route and charge in completely naked and covered in warpaint?
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Hell ----ing yes.
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Can we take over Fort Meigs?
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Eventually, we'll start out with the Goodyear Blimp Hanger so we can make our own Prydwen
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Might be tough without microfusion. We'll have to take Davis Besse to power it
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The Perry plant is closer strategically
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But farther from me. I'll just go ahead and capture Davis Besse by myself with my sks while I wait for you guys to catch up
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Aye. Wont take long.
We'll capture tribes of vegans from Cleveland to work our farms, as well.
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Let us conqa!
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I'm in.
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>shirtless men
>implying i'm not self conscious
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Brother, do not be ashamed of your body.
We will make our enemies fear the sight of any of us
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people do fear the sight of me brodda, that's why I wear de shirt.
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If it bothers you that much, you can be a berserker. You get heavy armor, a bayonet, and a Walmart shopping cart wrapped in razor wire and pulled by a team of vegans
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Autistic outer heaven here we come
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God we would have fun.
I think our HQ will be the Goodyear blimp hanger.
We can make our own Prydwen along with having plenty of defensible farmland
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