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    #80 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Join my raider gang.

    I actually know how to survive off the wilderness. So our raiding would legit just be ----posting in real life.

    Nothing says "Oh Jesus what the ---- now" like a bunch of shirtless men charging a settlement with Enfields while clicking, spitting, and having a vegan tied to a pole as our flag

    [mentionlist Ohio]
    [mentionlist Commander]
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    #275 to #80 - shikakiru 
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    I can provide info on the Ohio/ichigan border and experienced at Security. Provided I survive the Refinery and Besse going up in smokes
    #192 to #80 - lowkeysweet 
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    We’d easily beat any other gang. We’re all hardened from the extreme weather here.
    #196 to #192 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    That and >>#101
    #197 to #196 - lowkeysweet 
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    True, true. What’s the political aspect going to look like? Are we maintaining democracy in this time of suffering (or prosperity, in our case)?
    #220 to #197 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    I had to put a lot of thought into this, as the need to change governance will be required for stability and strength.

    We will function as a meritocratic empire during our growth. had to get more aggressive here in retrospect, as a supreme power is required to enact the second

    Once we had a good footing established we will transition into strengthening our territories.

    Once they react autarky we will restructure into a confederated constitutional republic.
    #228 to #220 - lowkeysweet 
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    I gotcha. I’m assuming you’d start off as the quote unquote “supreme power” in this situation? And would merit be awarded due to loyalty to the empire, or feats within combat, or in another way? Also, what are your expansion plans? Are we going just for Ohio, or as big as we can get?
    #230 to #228 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Loyalty in all cases, but merit wise good leaders militarily and politically. Basically I see someone capable of successfully growing a healthy settlement as just as important as a skilled tactician.

    We'd begin with Ohio and expand into the mid-west before moving into Canada and around the Great lakes.

    No limit on size, just taking what we can.
    #233 to #230 - lowkeysweet 
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    Dang, you’ve really thought about this, huh?

    Alright, so what about accepting new members? Do we have an open-door policy, or is there a test of sorts? What happens to the people in the land that we conquer? Also, where do I apply?

    Any ideas on combat strategies? I’m assuming post-nuke much of the weaponry of modern day would be long past gone, so are we thinking more of a slow guerrilla warfare strategy, or are we going balls to the wall?

    Do we have a capital city/military base? Just based in Ohio, I’d say a Diamond City-esque capital building would be fantastic, since we have Paul Brown, FirstEnergy, Great American, Progressive, MAPFRE, etc.

    Do we ever ally ourselves with a Xichigan clan, or do we still hold onto former biases?
    #237 to #233 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Jesus ---- FJ  
  
Take 3  
  
Our main HQ is established >>#98   
Its defensible and has a lot of room for growth and farming.   
  
If they are intact, we'll also salt mines into military installations and set up settlements in areas surrounding.   
  
New members wise, a target would be offered a chance to surrender and pledge loyalty to us. Their army would be added to ours and any sign of treachery would be met with by firing squad.   
  
Captured settlements would be offered the same, with those willfully surrendering attaining citizenship and those refusing being either pushed into the wilderness, shot, or enslaved depending on the situation  vegans will almost exclusively be enslaved as they dont require meat to work     
  
Combat strategy would be based heavily on the Tarkin Doctrine deploying overwhelming numbers to demoralize the target and encourage others to fear us as survivors and cowards flee to other settlements.   
  
This would heavily be enforced by means such as the battlefield presence of the Prydwen and unconventional warfare.   
  
Nothing instills fear better the being unable to predict what the enemy will do or when they will do it, but knowing that it is absolutley coming
    Jesus ---- FJ

    Take 3

    Our main HQ is established >>#98
    Its defensible and has a lot of room for growth and farming.

    If they are intact, we'll also salt mines into military installations and set up settlements in areas surrounding.

    New members wise, a target would be offered a chance to surrender and pledge loyalty to us. Their army would be added to ours and any sign of treachery would be met with by firing squad.

    Captured settlements would be offered the same, with those willfully surrendering attaining citizenship and those refusing being either pushed into the wilderness, shot, or enslaved depending on the situation vegans will almost exclusively be enslaved as they dont require meat to work

    Combat strategy would be based heavily on the Tarkin Doctrine deploying overwhelming numbers to demoralize the target and encourage others to fear us as survivors and cowards flee to other settlements.

    This would heavily be enforced by means such as the battlefield presence of the Prydwen and unconventional warfare.

    Nothing instills fear better the being unable to predict what the enemy will do or when they will do it, but knowing that it is absolutley coming
    #273 to #237 - lowkeysweet 
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    Yeah, I don’t see an outcome where we DON’T survive the apocalypse at this point
    #268 to #237 - tropenthatshtup 
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    So absolutely no chance of peaceful coexistence and trade? Just unconditional surrender join or die?
    So absolutely no chance of peaceful coexistence and trade? Just unconditional surrender join or die?
    #269 to #268 - anon id: 8c354698 
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    Why would we prepare to invade a trading partner or ally?
    #236 to #233 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    #181 to #80 - anon id: 600b332d 
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    Let's go, I know how to cook, and survive in the woods
    Let's go, I know how to cook, and survive in the woods
    #186 to #181 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Hell yeah, we're gonna eat good brother!
    #190 to #186 - anon id: 600b332d 
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    As long as i can have my own cavalry so we can have horse archers we will be set for life
    As long as i can have my own cavalry so we can have horse archers we will be set for life
    #191 to #190 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Works with me
    #153 to #80 - Duddha 
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    ----ing count me in!
    ----ing count me in!
    #156 to #153 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Hell yeah brother
    #161 to #156 - Duddha 
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    Im taking classes to be a blacksmith so i can make ---- for the gang
    #163 to #161 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    ----ing nice brother!

    You make anything yet?
    #168 to #163 - Duddha 
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    I just started so a few coat hooks and some leaves, a bottle opener, a letter opener and a lot of different decrotive scrolls lol im taking my second set of classes now and they just started last week
    #189 to #168 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Hooks en? You able to do twisted ones?
    #281 to #189 - Duddha 
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    Yeah man! Just made this on wednesday.  I know its shody but im proud of it ^^
    Yeah man! Just made this on wednesday. I know its shody but im proud of it ^^
    #282 to #281 - anon id: 5dec1594 
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    Little overkill but it looks great!
    #283 to #282 - Duddha 
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    It was a project we were being taught lol
    #143 to #80 - aviatrix 
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    SERE school gave me decent survival skills. Paired with Ohioan’s cold tolerance, we’re golden to survive a nuclear winter. I’m in.
    #170 to #143 - anon id: 2deff4fc 
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    #215 to #170 - aviatrix 
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    Maine with the Navy.
    #145 to #143 - aviatrix 
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    Skills I can contribute:
    Ability to fly things
    I’m really good at plant identification
    Can cook literally anything
    I can whistle well and play the flute so we’ll always have battle music.
    #148 to #145 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Hell yeah, another crew member for the Prydwen

    >>#101
    #138 to #80 - dancingimmortal 
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    Ill have people help me take control of geneva so well have wine and cider.
    #118 to #80 - anon id: 228bf4fc 
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    jamesten ohio has a raider gang and we dont
    #134 to #118 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Join ours. You're not Michigan so you're welcome
    #200 to #134 - jamesten 
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    #216 to #200 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    If you join us, they are yours?
    #217 to #216 - jamesten 
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    #221 to #217 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Well I mean.

    If this goes down, I'd likely form a territory/commonwealth there as opposed to trying to do everything myself

    Alone we are but weak twigs, but together we form a mighty ------
    #222 to #221 - jamesten 
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    #225 to #222 - tropenthatshtup 
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    And disrespect the treaty of the Tri-state area?!?
    #229 to #225 - jamesten 
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    #267 to #229 - tropenthatshtup 
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    I meant to drop this the first time but apparently I'm terrible at it.
    I meant to drop this the first time but apparently I'm terrible at it.
    #115 to #80 - hsdfngdslmcg 
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    where are you compared to Iowa cause that'll dictate how much effort i'll have to put in
    #117 to #115 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Ohio, so your best effort would be setting up a midwest outpost to prep for the invasion of Michigan
    #123 to #117 - hsdfngdslmcg 
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    And i'll make sure to download ----tons of videos of every kind so that our bois have entertainment to look forwards too
    #132 to #123 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    That's a good idea brother.
    #121 to #117 - hsdfngdslmcg 
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    Aye sir, I'll see you on the glove of America
    #131 to #121 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Stay safe brother

    Ad Absurdum
    #112 to #80 - welcomemat 
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    #114 to #112 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Once the courier service is up, we'll outfit you so you can set up an outpost and begin creating the Southern territory
    #120 to #114 - welcomemat 
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    #157 to #120 - aviatrix 
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    Will the slaves be the vegans?
    #210 to #157 - welcomemat 
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    #108 to #80 - tropenthatshtup 
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    I can go days without food or sleep (but not both) so you're gonna have to drag me kicking and screaming out of my bunker/house.
    I don't know what you expect of me after that, math skills, entertainment, the ability to refuse to pay $10 for a new tool when i could just use a similar tool with less effectiveness.
    #111 to #108 - tropenthatshtup 
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    I see we're stealing a blimp. Well I've flown a Beechcraft for a little over 2 minutes and used to be friends with a pilot so I may be of more use than i originally thought.
    #144 to #111 - aviatrix 
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    “Little over two minutes”. It’s settled; you’re plane captain.
    #158 to #144 - tropenthatshtup 
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    I was friends with a somewhat rich kid with a provisional license or whatever "can fly yourself and up to 3 passengers" license is not a decorated airforce pilot who has been involved on numerous secret bombing raids and did stunts on holidays.

    Also if you're on the Ohio mention list it makes my job easier.
    #159 to #158 - aviatrix 
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    I am on the list. Looks like we’re the Prydwen flight crew. How difficult can it be to fly?
    #164 to #159 - tropenthatshtup 
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    In my experience "pretty hard". My friend kept daring me to try an S-turn without explaining how to do it.

    I'm not sure he should still have his license. Heck i don't know if he still does.
    #113 to #111 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    So either the pilot of the Prydwen or a regional -----istrator.

    If you can live off the land it makes you an import asset to teaching others and fortifying what we have
    #127 to #113 - tropenthatshtup 
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    "Now we don't have rope so I used this stringy vine I ripped off of an oak tree. I cut it and carefully intertwined it with itself a few times. It took me so long that it made my hands all red and splotchy."

    "Now if you're a ----- you'll climb a tree with big branches to get the lay of the land. Fortunately, I am no ----- so I'm gonna climb this roughly four year old Sassafras. Just hold onto the opposite end for me so it doesn't bend too much."

    We gotta assume the woods are still standing, which might be a big assumption.
    #133 to #127 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    They likely will be, Ohios bomb targets arent heavily wooded
    #160 to #133 - tropenthatshtup 
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    What would those be? I gotta make sure one of my buddies survives so he can film a documentary about us.
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    #274 to #162 - shikakiru 
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    I'm soooo ----ed. *Lives 15 minutes from the Refinery*
    #174 to #162 - tropenthatshtup 
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    I'm so so btw
    #166 to #162 - tropenthatshtup 
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    He's ----ed
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    #224 to #187 - tropenthatshtup 
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    He travels a lot so there's at least a fair chance he might not be there. Film stuff and all.
    #106 to #80 - icametocomment 
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    You'll be needing properties to hold down camp and make sandwiches as well, I volunteer.
    #109 to #106 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Absolutely, keeping the settlements running is just as important as raiding.
    #100 to #80 - kirinokousaka 
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    Since we'd already be shirtless can we just go the whole medieval scottish route and charge in completely naked and covered in warpaint?
    #102 to #100 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Hell ----ing yes.
    #97 to #80 - thelordofrepost 
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    Can we take over Fort Meigs?
    #101 to #97 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Eventually, we'll start out with the Goodyear Blimp Hanger so we can make our own Prydwen  
>>#98
    Eventually, we'll start out with the Goodyear Blimp Hanger so we can make our own Prydwen
    >>#98

    #104 to #101 - thelordofrepost 
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    Might be tough without microfusion. We'll have to take Davis Besse to power it
    #105 to #104 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    The Perry plant is closer strategically
    #107 to #105 - thelordofrepost 
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    But farther from me. I'll just go ahead and capture Davis Besse by myself with my sks while I wait for you guys to catch up
    #110 to #107 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Aye. Wont take long.

    We'll capture tribes of vegans from Cleveland to work our farms, as well.

    #85 to #80 - saudinotsorry 
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    Let us conqa!
    Let us conqa!
    #84 to #80 - pinebaron 
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    I'm in.
    I'm in.
    #83 to #80 - mcdonaldsexplain 🖤
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    >shirtless men

    >implying i'm not self conscious
    #86 to #83 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    Brother, do not be ashamed of your body.

    We will make our enemies fear the sight of any of us
    #87 to #86 - mcdonaldsexplain 🖤
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    people do fear the sight of me brodda, that's why I wear de shirt.
    #89 to #87 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    If it bothers you that much, you can be a berserker. You get heavy armor, a bayonet, and a Walmart shopping cart wrapped in razor wire and pulled by a team of vegans
    #96 to #89 - cloudthirtyeight 
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    Autistic outer heaven here we come
    #98 to #96 - anon id: 24fdf4af 
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    God we would have fun.  
  
I think our HQ will be the Goodyear blimp hanger.  
  
We can make our own Prydwen along with having plenty of defensible farmland
    God we would have fun.

    I think our HQ will be the Goodyear blimp hanger.

    We can make our own Prydwen along with having plenty of defensible farmland

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