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You want to hear about humans? Didn' t you learn this in school or something? Whatever, I can give you the abridged version.
The logical starting point would be fucking Africa. Nice place, if you like 110 degree weather and fiucking tigers. That' s where humans started. But we didn' t
stay there. We moved about like a bunch of fucking morons, spreading ourselves to the four comers of the goddamned Earth before we even had a spoken
language. Far as I know, this played hell our development time. Took us five thousand years longer than the next slowest species In figure out electricity.
Well by the time we hit what you lot call ‘the unity‘, the information age, we had already fought wars that killed million fucking people. Fifty plus million. This wasn' t in
space mind you, we did this manually, on the ground, without nuclear weapons. Some aircraft, some artillery, always explosives and fucking hand held guns.
Unlike the rest of the sapient species in the galaxy, unless you want tn count those fucks or the fucking Kim: -which you shouldn' t because they aren' t fucking sapient, I
swear to God Til never accept it- We kept up this whole pointiest violence thing right up until, and continuing on after, we got into fucking space. Space war was something else. let
me tell you. We lost a lot of fucking people to stupid shit during the early space age.
And then we bumped into you fucking lot, Kind of put a damper on our goddamn parade, you did. Higher technology, larger holdings, more resources, there was no way for us to
continue fighting with you right there. Now don' t get me wrong, Tm not saying you were planning anything, but you try telling a human that back in those days, we didnt even trust
each other, why would we trust some fucking big with av legs and a cock?
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So we united into our raggedy ass confederacy and acted like a biker at a goddamn high school reunion, until we timidly got the war we were expecting. Got our
shit ruined, we did, lost most of everything, but] maintain to this day it was worth it.
Why? Well think about it, you fucking cockroach, ' s a scattered mess now but that' s just the way we like it. No population centers, no goddamn
capitals, no countries, no cities. st an eternal frontier and a lot of time. We' re fucking nomads again, wandering around odd jobs for the species what like their tinker toys better
than their star charts. There' s always work for people nobody trusts anyway and who' ll be moving along in a week or two regardless. Mercenary work, security work, courier work.
Worked for the fucking Cossacks, working for us now.
We' re the fucking tile grout of your shitty galactic civilization, and when the rest of it breaks into fragments, which it always does, we' ll be there, everywhere, between everyone,
holding everything together, armed to the teeth and with no loyalties.
And that' ll be a grand fucking day, won' t it bu ggy? Now airith your fucking drink, your parents are going to be worried sick if you' re not back by 79.