How you pee determines how smart you are
peeing into the toilet
water and making
noise
peeing slowly and
making less noise
peeing on the side of
the bowl to avoid
making noise
insert body directly
into midi water and
peeing directly inside
to avoid making noise
drinking all toilet water
and peeing inside the
toilet with no water
to avoid making noise
drinking your pee
and quietly gurgling ""
then slowly spitting into 4
toilet over the course of lg 7
3 hours to avoid making
peeing on the that then
soaking up the pee with
a sponge and hitherto;
the sponge in soap and
cleaning your toilet with it
squeezing sponge quietly
putting it military grade
surpressor on your body
while peeing and aiming
with a precise 45 degree
angle to bounce of the wal
into the toilet bowl silently
peeing on your hand and
then using I flashlight and
magnetising glass to
evaporate the pee without
making any noise
alter several months
peeing into your own
eyes and blinking
several times to sprinkle
it into the toilet without
making any sounds
Peeing directly into the
water reservoir so that
when someone else pees
the flush water blends
in with the new pee so
it doesn' t make any
noise
Peeing into the sink
while it is running so
the sound of the pee is
overshadowed and
doesn' t make any noise
Peeing into the air with
a parabolic are and
catching it in your
mouth and then
drinking it soit doesn' t
make any noise
Peeing backwards into your [
asshole which you are
holding open until it is full
of pee and then clenching it be s'?.
shut and waiting until you . t, _
have to shit so you can pass or .1 _
it off as diarrhea, making no 't N ‘
noise 3: it
Climbing onto the sink
and doing a handstand
while slowly peeing onto _
the lightbulb above the
sink so it will slowly
vaporize the pee over
the course of several
hours so it doesn' t make
any noise
Watching psychic videos on
Youtube on your phone until you
can perfectly predict the future so
you pee " just the right points in
bursts over thousands of years so
cosmic rays will irradiate the piss
particles until they become
radioactive and decay into the air
making no noise
Putting your dick up to the wall outlet and
peeing so the electricity " travel up it and
stop your hurt and than they bury you but
you learned to restart your heartbeat from
monks so you wake up again and
climb up through the dirt and start a new
life in Argentina with cyborg immortal
Hitler until you can some power together
creating the Fourth Reich so you have the
resources to develop quantum stealth
and a the machine so you
travel back in than and give it to your past
all so you can pee without making any
who
Carefully removing the Boor tiles until you
can no the dirt below the bathroom and
circlular drain a hole over the course or
several years releasing the excess dirt
through your pant legs any the you go
outside and then creating a fake water
bottle recycling machine at the -
supermarket to collect water bottles until
you have has of thousands and you no h
on silently over the course of your cutie
We and store them in your secret
underground facility until you die when
they remain for several billion years until
the Sun becomes a red giant and swallow:
the Earth and the particles you drift in space - x
until a new solar system is formed and
another ' s version of you will
repeat the process for was until the " _
universe undergoes heat death but then
another universe will arise and than the
prowess will advance to the next
of existence and the next uni than are no
more let! to ascend to and then it vi loop
until the process breaks and there is nothing
on " at making no um.
Discovering the secrets to quantum physics
using quantum tunneling to travel to n in
away galaxy to urinate directly into the and
of which contains the highest levels at
heat; luminosity and noise our recorded
in the universe our to drown out the nuke
of you urinating but than your quantum
tunneling causes vacuum decay to spread
through the universe at run faster than
the and of light which causes the ' x
Botd to disintegrate and all matter and any
to no longer exist creating a reality that
will never be able to support any We
meaning that nothing will ever exist to be
observed and that existence is completely
devoid of any emotion and anything truly
meaningful and that all life on Earth and
other planets will be completely
wiped out so quickly that they don' t an
realise they' died because time is not the
same concept in this new quantum Bell.
just don' t pee lol
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