CI Anonymous (/ 23/ 09( Sun)
I posted this late last night, but I' m posting it again for all you .
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So in my Dnd 3. 5 game, death is a living entity, right? I gave him divine rank El for shits and giggles in case the players ever felt like slaying death and starting on their way
Anyway, as per every Death ever, my death let' s people challenge him to agame - Ifthey win, they can come back to life with no level loss or anything. Of
course, death rarely loses. Not only this, but he can choose to not allow a particular challenge. He often only does this in cases of" Ioi lets play I win you Isse"
The party consists warfighter, cleric, binder, and wizard. In an almost total party wipe, everyone but the . Damn nasty frost worm nest that was... I' never seen
so many Hits.
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All three naturally challenge Death to a game. The fighter, thinking he' s clever with his Greater Cleave and such, challenges Death to a goblin slaying contest.
First one to kill the most sst level warrior goblins, out efan infinate number, in one minute (ten rounds) wins. Death pumped out a bunch of AOE spells, making
good use of quickened spell, and won.
The cleric challenges Death to a game of pleasing the clerics god; Polor. Whomever performs the most acts appeasing F' efor in 24 hours wins, F' efor himself
deciding. The cleric enters into a meditation and communicates with his deity that he only entered this pact to have things done in his favor, therefor anything
Death ends up doing should be counted for him as well- He then performs a ritualistic dance to one up this number so it wouldn' t be a tie. Death then goes to
slay a bunch of Fem followers and F' efor is so pissed that, even though the cleric won and was revived, F' efor smites him back into dust. Death laughed and
asked if he' d like another game, but the Cleric just said no.
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Finally, the wizard challenges Death to a game of wits. Wow wizard, way to be original. He proposes that they ask each other riddles until someone gets three wrong. Death just made up shitty
riddles with no real way to answer them unless you were really lucky or on his same though process and won.
So I' m laughing my ass off right about now. Suddenly the binder says he wants to challenge death to a game for his companion' s souls. lathe binder wins, they are all revived. He loses, death can
take him too. Death says sure. So the binder challenges death to a game of planar hide and seek, with death as the hider and the binder as the seeker. Death wins ofthe binder can' t find him in two
weeks. No invisibility! scrying. . fatc allowed. The Binder spends the time fighting the frost worms who so violently defeated his allies. Naturally he loses and Death pops up to take him to the
afterlife. The wanderlust smiles and says "Found you-" Death giggled so hard he decided to revive the Binder along with his buddies.