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#1 - woozuh

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(08/22/2017) [-]

You would die of caffeine poisoning

#60 to #1 - mysticdeath

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(08/22/2017) [-]

the problem with that is and takes a metric **** ton and by the time your body consumes enough your body would go through essentially making it double

#11 to #1 - anon id: 61fc408d

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(08/22/2017) [-]

i drink like 1 liter coffee a day,******* plebs

#16 to #1 - anon id: 63acc42d

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(08/22/2017) [-]

Is caffeine poisoning even a thing? all i get from google are a bunch of ************ sites

#23 to #16 - anon id: 1c512ab6

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(08/22/2017) [-]

Yeah but the amount required wouldnt fit in your stomach so dont worry lol.

#38 to #23 - cutiepyro

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(08/22/2017) [-]

unless you snort it

#100 to #38 - anon id: ee42b7c4

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(08/23/2017) [-]

Who the **** is gonna snort caffeine?

#102 to #100 - cutiepyro

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(08/23/2017) [-]

GOTTA WORK YOUR NIGHTSHIFT SOMEHOW

#122 to #102 - anon id: 558dad7b

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(08/23/2017) [-]

fml that was funny

#123 to #122 - cutiepyro

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(08/23/2017) [-]

CLASPY KUSKO

#125 to #123 - anon id: 345d5a5e

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(08/23/2017) [-]

Csupo*

#146 to #102 - xerxic

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(08/27/2017) [-]

Might I instead suggest cocaine my good sir?

#80 to #23 - thrym

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(08/23/2017) [-]

www.foxnews.com/health/2017/05/16/sou...
www.cleveland.com/opinion/index.ssf/2...
paradigmmalibu.com/teen-athletes-news...
Also I remember a british uni killed one and put three in coma states from testing if caffeine helps their performance, and gave them higher than meant doses. First one died from a pretty common amount of caffeine for highschoolers.

#83 to #80 - crewbie

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(08/23/2017) [-]

try using academic sources

also you can OD from caffeine when there are additives likes B vitamins to increase absorption and metabolic rates. On top of that, energy drinks have things like guarana which, for example, has 150% caffeine per ounce that coffee has.

#120 to #23 - adplum

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(08/23/2017) [-]

unless youre consuming pure caffeine or just high concentration
it is definitely possible

#27 to #16 - KillinTime

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(08/22/2017) [-]

Caffeine poisoning is totally a thing, just not from drinking coffee normally. You have to ingest the pure caffeine extract to die from it.

#85 to #27 - clemshh

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#53 to #27 - xfaustx

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(08/22/2017) [-]

isn't that just cocaine?

#66 to #53 - tropenthatshtup

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(08/22/2017) [-]

You're pretty close.i don't know enough about science to tell you how close exactly but you're close.

#84 to #66 - vexaton

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(08/23/2017) [-]

He's not close, but the effects can be quite similar to some degree

C8H10N4O2 - Caffeine (1,3,7-Trimethylpurine-2,6-dione)
C17H21NO4 - Cocaine (Benzoylmethylecgonine)

They have similar "ingredients", but the chemical structure of the two are very different.

#115 to #84 - tropenthatshtup

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(08/23/2017) [-]

If I were still in highschool I would say. "Well, they both have the same elements right?".
Anyways cool to know. Do you have a chart listing the effectsand symptoms as well?

#145 to #115 - vexaton

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(08/23/2017) [-]

I'm sorry, I don't have that stored anywhere, but a quick search should reveal all that information to you. I got curious and did some research when xfaustx thought it was "pretty much cocaine", and that comment was the result of that research.

#32 to #16 - medexplain

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(08/22/2017) [-]

Yes, but generally speaking your average person would never people able to achieve caffeine poisoning off regular food.

There's not a whole lot of data out there, but it appears to take between 5 to 10 grams of caffeine to kill someone. For reference, your average cup of coffee has around 90 mg (0.09g) of caffeine. Using the lower number of 5 grams and assuming we have strong coffee giving us 100mg per cup instead, that's 50 cups of coffee.

OTC pills are limited to 200mg per tablet, so you'd have to down 25 of them to reach that level.

It's just not gonna happen on accident.

There is of course some exceptions. This is all assuming we're talking about a healthy person. Caffeine raises your heart rate and blood pressure, so someone with a heart condition (or otherwise predisposed) could potentially have a heart attack at lower doses. It's also a stimulant so it could also trigger a seizure in someone at risk for them.

#31 to #16 - amuzen

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(08/22/2017) [-]

knew a kid that had to get his stomache pumped in highschool because he drank like six of those five hour energy drink things and washed em all down with a rockstar then had a seizure a bit later. At least, that's what everyone who was there said happened but those were highschool students mind you. All I know for sure is he didn't show up to school for a week and everyone in class was saying that's why he was gone, could be he drank more, less, mixed it with alchohol, tried to run afterwards who knows.
Personally I had a bit of an experience with an overdose of caffeine one time where I had drank 4 16 oz red bulls in a single day while I was doing my term finals for computer animation. I had been up 36 hours that stint and decided to push a little bit further with a cup off black tea, drank it then 5 minutes later I just got really dizzy, laid down for a few hours with little muscle jerks in my arms and legs, vomited, finished my work for the night and went to sleep.

#89 to #16 - anon id: 06211ba2

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(08/23/2017) [-]

To much of anything is bad for you. Even water! To much water will washout all your electrolytes and leave you week. This very reason is the purpose of sport's drinks.

#46 to #16 - baconfattie

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Can happen. It's easier from having pure caffeine, which they sell as a supplement

#126 to #16 - jigger

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caffeine is a stimulant, too much of any stimulant is harmful to the body. It can put you at risk for harmful heart-related conditions and can also cause the blood vessels in your brain to become inflamed. Inflammation of blood vessels in the brain in mild cases results in headaches (which is why one takes ibuprofen, a blood thinner, to ease the flow of blood through the brain). In severe cases it can put you at significant risk for damage to the brain or even an aneurysm.

#51 to #16 - rassamdul

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(08/22/2017) [-]

well yeah. You **** a lot

#22 to #16 - killgod

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You gotta drink like 3000 mg of coffee

#43 to #22 - scjake

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#52 to #22 - ImmortalBaconEater

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There's more than that in that drink

#44 to #22 - scjake

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(08/22/2017) [-]

That is less than a teaspoon you doob

#121 to #44 - anon id: 00dd6a15

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(08/23/2017) [-]

He meant caffeine, which is pretty obvious, you doob.

#24 to #1 - leonhardt

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(08/22/2017) [-]

Pretty sure the diabetes would get you first.

#33 to #1 - crazyfrod

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(08/22/2017) [-]

Hopefully

#9 to #1 - mookiea

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weak

#127 to #1 - ivanthesronk

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(08/23/2017) [-]

I don't think that drink has even coffee undertones anymore.

#69 to #1 - darkjustifier

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(08/22/2017) [-]

my brother almost od'd on caffine, he drank monsters nonstop for like 3 weeks, skinny ****

#92 to #1 - lazysans

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(08/23/2017) [-]

penutbitter as a white girl

#56 to #1 - chickenbones

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(08/22/2017) [-]

no, you wouldnt. vanilla bean is cream based. No caffibe at all, I make these several times a day.

#97 to #56 - anon id: 00dd6a15

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(08/23/2017) [-]

The number at the front of the drink tells you how many shots of espresso has been added.

It's a "sexagintuple." It has SIXTY ESPRESSO SHOTS. Tell me again how that's not caffeine-based?

#88 to #1 - bigskin

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(08/23/2017) [-]

Friends. You consume it with friends. That's like saying your stomach will explode whenever you see a pot of chili.

#116 to #88 - anon id: 1914ced4

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(08/23/2017) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**What are friends? And why would I share my precious caffeine with them?

#117 to #116 - anon id: b188f420

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(08/23/2017) [-]

I like that roll

#93 to #1 - wilburn

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(08/23/2017) [-]

ive overdosed on caffeine before, not fun but i honestly dont think that drink would do it, with how long it takes for your body to digest it, i think it would sort itself out

#138 to #93 - selfdenyingbeggar

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(08/23/2017) [-]

What happened when you od'd?

#144 to #138 - wilburn

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my muscles kept pulsating without my control, very fast heart beat, went to the hospital, waited a few hours, crashed and woke up a few hours later

#131 to #93 - yunoknow

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(08/23/2017) [-]

My eyes might be slowly failing me but I think that receipt says 60 shots of espresso. That's borderline lethal.

#2 to #1 - friedpotatoes

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(08/22/2017) [-]

Either that, or the Beetus

#5 to #2 - woozuh

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(08/22/2017) [-]

i guess it would make a good youtube video to record yourself drinking it

#8 to #5 - niceguydan

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(08/22/2017) [-]

Is that a challenge you're setting for yourself?
Cause I'd watch that.

#20 to #8 - horrorchow

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(08/22/2017) [-]

Relevant

#29 to #20 - anon id: d2dcf2ca

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I can't tell if the videos dates are out of order or not...

#67 to #29 - dragonprincessiii

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It's down-up. He didn't learn ****

#114 to #20 - jdizzleoffthehizzl

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(08/23/2017) [-]

"You deserve this"

#39 to #20 - cutiepyro

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(08/22/2017) [-]

well now i just feel sad for him

#103 to #20 - anon id: af7addd2

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(08/23/2017) [-]

his kidneys failed BEFORE he started, like they knew and gave up all hope in anticipation

#18 to #8 - kotiddyzers

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(08/22/2017) [-]

DONT ENCOURAGE HIM

#21 to #1 - anon id: 84f93151

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(08/22/2017) [-]

>caffeine
>starbucks drinks

choose one.

#50 to #21 - ImmortalBaconEater

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(08/22/2017) [-]

That one has 60 shots of espresso in it so I think it has a little over 3000mg which could potentially kill you

#143 to #1 - TCRCPRODUCTIONS

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No you wouldn't at all.
The lethal dose of caffine is actually 150mg per kg or 2.2lbs.
Online data shows us that caffeine content is approximately 70mg per starbucks espresso shot.

By ((70*50)/150)*2.2 you would have to way 51.333lbs or less to die from that. Also that's assuming your body processed that massive drink all at once. In reality it took him 5 entire days to consume that thing.

#134 to #1 - anon id: f0c2d2a0

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(08/23/2017) [-]

Shouldnt you be making Youtube videos to reap the rewards of 20 views?

#36 to #1 - anon id: 564d54dc

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(08/22/2017) [-]

you could get poisoned from everything literally, the amount matters only.

eg. there's a thing called oxygen poisoning. funny sounding, eh?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_toxicity

#109 to #36 - anon id: 8edb719e

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(08/23/2017) [-]

I knew a guy who fell off a bridge and he died of water poisoning.

#119 to #1 - demcomments

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Arguable. The amount of energy drinks people drink and they're just fine.

#35 to #1 - masterchaos

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(08/22/2017) [-]

You need to drink 100 cups of cofee in 1 hour to be able to kill you. Wheter american size or regular size, i think its tha latter

#3 to #1 - westsidesneo

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#4 to #3 - blazitmothafoka

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Click to show spoiler

some time later...

#6 to #4 - westsidesneo

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(08/22/2017) [-]

yes, but, did I die (picture)

#10 - sharknik

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Everyone going on about the caffeine has obviously never been to starbucks.

That giant thing is a Starbucks tm frappachino
Which means it's mixed with ice AND milk after the coffee brew
and likely contains as much caffeine as my morning earl grey.

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#133 to #10 - doctahhobo

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"my morning Earl grey" way to not sound like a pretentious assclown bro.

#136 to #133 - sharknik

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Pretentious for drinking tea huh? Sorry I meant my morning beer, bro.

#15 to #10 - sciencexplain

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you didn't see anything

#96 to #10 - anon id: 00dd6a15

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>$48 worth of espresso shots added
>as much caffeine as a cup of tea

Yea I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're wrong.

#13 to #10 - thegentlemanrogue

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(08/22/2017) [-]

Okay, so. That thing had about 55 shots of espresso in it. A single shot of espresso has 64 mg of caffeine in it. So 55 shots would be 3,300 mg of caffeine. Just because it's blended with milk and ice doesn't reduce the amount of caffeine. A cup of standard Earl grey tea has between 55-90 mg of caffeine. So.....I'm gonna go ahead and say you're an idiot.

#86 to #13 - nanako

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Doesnt reduce it, but it does dilute it. Milk has to be digested, and slows down the passage of the drink through the body

#42 to #13 - greyhoundfd

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(08/22/2017) [-]

Well yeah but it's not like he's going to drink all of it at once.

Besides, coffee is a diuretic so odds are he would start urinating it out almost as quickly as he was drinking it.

#26 to #13 - Millybays

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(08/22/2017) [-]

I'm 99% sure those shots aren't espresso but shots of flavored syrup.

#45 to #26 - thegentlemanrogue

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(08/22/2017) [-]

Well you should've gone with your 1% feeling. Because you're wrong. That would be shots of espresso. It's the only thing that's called a shot. Flavored syrup is measured in pumps.
Source: worked at Starbucks for a miserable 2 years.

#108 to #26 - shadownigga

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Nope. Espresso shots. The only flavoring/syrup is the vanilla bean and créme base that is used to keep the ice from clumping.
Also, we can't legally do this anymore. Corporate has limited us to a maximum of 8 shots in a single drink because any more than that is a possible health risk.
Sauce: Am Barista

#37 - darkthundertwotwo

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#128 to #37 - sedativechunk

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(08/23/2017) [-]

Damn...

#65 to #37 - askafj

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(08/22/2017) [-]

is there a name for that position

I'm asking for a friend

#75 to #65 - rplix

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(08/23/2017) [-]

Spread eagle.

#7 - boopexemahdude

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(08/22/2017) [-]

the amount of caffeine tho

#12 to #7 - alekksandar

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(08/22/2017) [-]

it's just the right amount to start a day in Boston

#40 to #12 - cutiepyro

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only half of the amount required to get up in the morning in detroit

#61 - altairibnlaahad

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(08/22/2017) [-]

>60 shots of espresso.

I'm pretty sure that will kill you.

#62 to #61 - keligus

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(08/22/2017) [-]

nah, you'll jsut **** yourself until you think you have dysentery. he won't be leaving the toilet for a few days

#73 to #61 - meltdownlol

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(08/23/2017) [-]

I've experienced caffeine overdose before. Its like a really bad hangover that last 3 days. Vomiting nausea and your heart feels like it's gonna explode.

#74 to #73 - cookiecoketwo

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(08/23/2017) [-]

How the **** did you do that?

I once drank a 2l of mtn dew with a friend, and had one of those large monsters after that. And I still felt normal waking up.

#76 to #74 - meltdownlol

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(08/23/2017) [-]

10 no-doz (a tablet is 200mg of caffeine) and 2 rock stars. After 6 tablets I couldn't stop moving I became very twitchy and probably should of stopped there.

#77 to #76 - cookiecoketwo

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(08/23/2017) [-]

Jesus dude. Did you become a gaming legend?

#106 to #77 - meltdownlol

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I was working a 17hr shift. I did it with a coworker who also was sick for a while. I should of done it while gaming tho would of been so much better.

#99 to #61 - anon id: 00dd6a15

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Honestly it's doubtful that anybody could actually manage to drink all that. With the amount of sugar and cream in that drink (not to mention the added protein powder) that thing has EASILY 3000+ calories in it. Do you remember the "galleon challenge?" Drinking a galleon of milk in 60 minutes without vomiting? That's only 1600 calories. This is about double that calories and about the same volume. You would almost certainly start vomiting long before you could actually manage to drink it all. Even if you did manage to drink it all without vomiting it would take you ages to digest.

Caffeine overdoses generally come from pills or other concentrated caffeine sources like energy shots.

#90 - deutschblut

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