1. Dress sophisticated (suit and tie, heavyhearted shades)
2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, cafe, etc.)
3. Position yourself so everyone can see your screen
4. Open up many tabs about random things
politics, japanese culture, stock market, historical docs.)
5. THEN, open this site - hackertyper. corn
6. Press for fullscreen.
7. Begin FURIOUSLY.
8. Press "Alt" 3 times for "Access Granted"
Press "Caps lock" 3 times for "Access Denied"
9. After about 15 minutes,
Slam the laptop shut, look around suspiciously,
and lease...
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