How to: Be an FJ no-lifer

1) tell yourself you'll just register to post a comment here in there
2) post comments on FJ on a friday night instead of going out
3) check if few hours to see if your level has increased
4) tell yourself it's only a phase and you'll quit soon
5) make an alt troll account to write mean things without losing levels
6) hit 5,000 comments on your main account
7) install time tracker chrome extension and notice you spend at least 20 hours a week on FJ
8) give up on a social life and make FJ your part time job
9) start trying to get first on admin posts