Aria Furtado
It' s the end of the 2016 presidential race and the
people of the United States hated all the
candidates so much that nobody voted. The
government is in a panic trying to figure out
what to do to decide who the next president will
be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an
idea: a literal presidential race. The three
candidates would run a lap around the White
House and the person with the best time would
become president. Bernie mars goes first, but
being as old as he is, betakes about 24 minutes.
Trump goes next and arrives with a time of
14: 26. Hillary Clinton goes last, running as fast
as she can, trampling the flowers and shrubs in
her way in an effort to beat Trump' s time. She
finally crosses the finish line adjust under ten
minutes.
Aha!" She exclaims, "That must be some kind of
record!"
I don' t think so," says (mama, "Bush did 9: 11"
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