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Before having a kid the most
a!' innit:?! rotini, thing to ask yourself
IS Arn I ready/ to watch the
exact same cartoon on repeat
for tritty next 4 years?"Moe s, Follow
Mo lee
Daughter: You' re invading rny
personal space
thorat: You carne out of rny
personal, spaceI Valerie if Follow
Husband got excited thinking I was
touching nrt/ self under the covers
but I was actually just opening
Kit Kat I didn' t share.Jeff Wysaski s, Follow
ti) pleatedjeans
Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the
crime?
Girlfriend: honey he can' t even commit to
this relationship
Entire jury: OH SNAPshut up, mike 9 J? Follow
Age 15: someday I' m going to own a
Ferrari
Age 20: maybe I' ll get a Bhv/ Wil someday
Age 25: I hope someone in a Mercedes
hits me in a crosswalkSill l Typical Girl
When women wear makeup they' re
basically lying to us"
I don' t see why I' m being blamed for a
gnarl stupid enough to think I have gold
eyelids.James Treadwell 9
Can I have candy?
Me: What did IN/ lorry say?
Me: So why would I let you?
She' s not the boss of you.
It' s a trap.
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