Here's to the finest architect in the prison worldthismRank: #902BlocksBlocks prevnext Prev Next "We're not retreating, we're just advancing in a different direction..." --- So i've been enjoying myself by playing prison architect recently. A game where you build, maintain, control and manage a prison basically. But it wasn't until i decided to really expand my prison beyond what i was really ready for that it really started becoming hillarious. Like this first "prison riot"/"prison escape". About half of the inmates were able to escape. And appearently the goverment did really not like that fact, as evident by the "prison value" graph (the score) here, hehe... "Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get..." Here's an image of my kitchen, and yes, all that stuff on the floor is food ingedients. Since i forgot to expand my kitchen along my cafetera and prisoner count, it just kept on importing food i had nowhere near the space for, or cooks for that matter. So it just filled every single inch on the floor it could find. And the cooks didn't seem to mind walking all over that food. Thank god this game doesn't have health inspectors, heh... "Can i go oot throo here? Just be back by bedtime. okee!" *leaves prison* --- Yeah... that's just all the prisoners i was supposed to take care of but since i took them all in before i started making the new cells, the prison trucks just decided to drop them off and then they just nicely stayed there, outside the entrance. Calmly waiting to get escorted into the prison like normal nice and law-abiding citizen, heh... amidst all the chaos going on around them. Your browser does not support the video tag.Disable autoplay"we are the meta." --- Okay last one, and i have absoutlely no idea how this happened. But as you can see by the flickering, there's litterally layers on layers of injured prisoners on those medical beds, just waiting to bleed to death. The "prison riot" i metioned by the first image ended up making way, way more people injured than i had thought. But i just had this one 4 bed medical room. Still they all thought it was a good idea to squeese all those injured onto those 4 beds. I'm sure that'll make it much easier for the doctors, hehe... Christ, this ******* game... and i mean that in a good way. It's been getting more and more fun the more prisoners you have, and you watch as your designs were clearly not build that that amount of prisoners. Then you can just put on maximum speed, zoom in and just listen to the ensuing chaos. Lovely, heh... Anyway that's it. I just wanted to share a little bit of my experiences and all the hilarity i encountered. Prison Architect prevnext +5 -Favorite +Favorite Unblock User's Content Block User's Content
