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Help a FunnyJunker Out?. So ... on the 23rd of April, my latest indie book will be FREE for around five days. Why bother getting this book? Here are a few secti

So ... on the 23rd of April, my latest indie book will be FREE for around five days. Why bother getting this book? Here are a few sections from the book. (not edited the same way as in the actual book. I had to save space)
"The other goddess he recognized was another daughter of Zeus, Artemis, the bitchiest bitch to ever bitch, aside from Aphrodite … or perhaps Hera. Artemis was pacing back and forth, raving about how all men are rapists, even her brother. Her long blonde plait of hair swung about her body as she moved, slapping her bare thighs. She was naked and filthy, a layer of dirt and bugs hiding most of her tanned skin tone. There were a handful of other women nearby, some of them nude, but just as dirty and bug infested, and Hades assumed those were some of her nymph friends, fellow hunters."

"Zeus's broad shoulders dropped. His face slackened. The sparks in his eyes vanished. He had known that Hades had lusted after that girl, but make her a queen? She was an idiot! A beautiful idiot, but still an idiot! A hot-headed, uncontrollable, filthy, idiot! There was no way, in Zeus's mind, for Hades to do something so thoughtless, so dangerous for his kingdom! You don't marry the sexy stupid women! You marry the intelligent women with strong characters and you **** the sexy stupid women afterwards! That's just how kings' rock hard penises are supposed to function!"

"She thought that the black circles in his eyes decreased in size, but that could have been her imagination. Then, to her embarrassment, he said, “You obviously have not bathed in days. I refuse to touch you there.”
She supposed he had a point, but the man had just kissed her mouth. Her opal was partially swallowed by her palm and fingers. She stood up and stomped her foot into her cushion.
“Then you won't be kissing me ever again!”

It was Hades' turn to get to his feet, and instead of anger, he showed her a light grin. “You clean that mouth; I've noticed that. I like kissing clean mouths.” He kissed her again, and even though Persephone loved that velvety and warm bundle of nerves pressing into her, she tore her lips away and stepped a little bit to her right.

“I do bathe, you know!” She let her tongue hang out and gently tugged under her eyelid with her pinky finger.

“Oh, I don't think you bathe, ever.” There was a subtle levity in his voice.

“I bathe!” Again, she stomped her foot. “When you take me to your home, I'll be even filthier! I'll be so dirty you won't know what my skin tone is!”

Nodding, Hades said, “I imagine so.”

“I'll leave footprints on your fancy palace floors! And then, I'll take the biggest bath in the world!” Her voice was raising.
She saw his teeth peek out from behind his lips, or she thought she did. They were the same color of his skin; they blended in a way that wasn't natural.
“I have a pool of water, vast enough for swimming.”

“There will be so much lather!” Persephone blew some hair out of her eyes. “I'll use all the soap! All of it! And when I'm done, I'll be so clean! You won't believe it! You'll know that I bathe!”

“I'm anticipating your visit.” His fingers went to her shoulders, and he kissed her again. She heard the muted sound of her opal falling onto the blanket, but she did not realize she had dropped it. Then his hands pushed against her back, and he was hugging her, his chin on the top of her head. “You smell dreadful.” There was a chuckle hidden in that statement, somewhere. Persephone mumbled something impolite. Hades patted his hands on her back. “It's the truth, My Dear.”
He released her, and then he crouched down on one knee so he could pick up the opal stone. “I'll leave you here. Please do not forget your promise.” He took her fingers and closed them around the opal, affectionately squeezing her hand. Then he brought her hand to his face and kissed her knuckles; it was a kiss that lingered. He seemed reluctant as he walked away from her, donning his enchanted helmet and disappearing into the air.
Persephone didn't know what death was like, and might never know, but she thought that, perhaps, a small part of her sanity died at that moment."

This novel ... if I would describe it, it would be Greek Mythology meets Alternate Earth meets Comedy meets a bit of Erotica and a little of violence sometimes.

So ... was that enjoyable in any way? If so, would you like to have my book for free? I just now added the temporarily free option to my book, but it won't go in the system until the 23rd, which is tomorrow as of this moment I'm uploading this. Can you please forgive my shameless self promoting?

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Desire. magic, and marriage brings the dart: Hades and the innocent Persephone together.
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