Revision: The man doesn't want the money.
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Not sure how to start this, so I'll go with Hi.
Hi.
I'm Jack, also known as Thunderfap, and I just want to talk for a second about this project.
First off, yes, I have cancer. However, I really didn't expect this to get this much attention. I'm shocked, really. It makes me feel really good to know that people like you guys are out there. Now, I know that you guys are bombarding Xorioz with questions, In the interest of taking some of that load off him, send them to me instead. My e-mail is aldmanj@yahoo.com
Now, as I said, this attention and money was unexpected and unprecedented. I can't really take your money, so I will most likely have it donated to charity or used to pay for some funeral arrangements. Thank you all for reading this. I feel great to be receiving all the love and support from you guys. Anyway, I'm just rambling, so have a good day.
So uhh, OC I guess.