To The Black Guy That' s
Been Boning My Wife
I' m not going to put you on blast here, but
reach out to you.thee mylife placed her ad looking for
strange behind my back here on CL - and
you answered it - I figured you also read
rants and raves.
I know who you are, as our CCTV cameras
outside not only picked up a clear shot of
your face, but it also picked up your license
plate on your 2009 Charger. You know, the
dark grey Charger with tinted windows, big
chrome rims, and a Saints decal on the
bottom left driver side bumper. That doesn' t
belong to you. Yeah, that one. Anyone can
get a plate run at the MHP office. If you
happen to know an officer, they can simply
punch your tag in and do a solid. Yeah, I did
the latter. You didn' t have any warrants, but
you recently ran a stop sign on Popp' s Ferry
Road in December. Hope you were able to
take care of that one, as they can get
expensive. My wife knew of 4 cams on our
commercial property. Count how many cams
are on the monitor in the pic I' (, gWell, that wasn' t really a discreet parking
CHECKMATE, y' all!
That stop sign is not as expensive as my
will be to you Which is
what I am here for.
BTW... Babe, you should be hearing from Mr.
William anytime this week, and more than
likely, you will need to meet with him or
hire someone to meet him for you. Sorry to
do this so close to our vacation and tax
return time, but...
Anyhow, back to you, "Derek," The Black
Bone Ranger. The Pied Piper of Pipe Laying.
My main man.
I' ll can you "Derek" here as to not put you on
blast, buddy. I was once like young little.
Johnny Appleseed. It was
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a _ , q 7 - 4 1: somebody' s hot wife, too. She looked
good in that lingerie, didn' t she? Did she do
that thing where she gets on like a
motorcycle backwards and... ahh, hell,
aol... she probably did that a few times - and a
bunch of other freaky stuff she would never
do with me. It' s all good. I hope y' all enjoyed
I was wondering why she bought an EPT test
recently. Dude, could you have done me a
solid and wrapped it up? It' s almost as bad
as standing in the refrigerator, door wide
open, drinking straight from the jug. Yeah,
the camera caught that, too.
Come on, "Derek." Have some manners.
You don' t know how much. of a favor you (W
for me. You win - AGAIN.
She' s all yours.77» boxed, I e ed and sent to a climate-
gonna ed storage unit in maxi - thank you
Three Guys for moving it so quickly), she
will probably call or text you on your
exclusive Boost Mobile " phone,"
the one you used to cheat on YOUR woman
with. I went ahead and got your number
from her cell, and will be letting your girl
Betty" know about your "second business
line." Be careful when you answer that
booty call phone, "Derek," as it could he
Betty" disguised as another hot wife, calling
to see for herself what you have been up to
while living in "Betty' s" house, driving
Betty' s" Charger, and more than likely,
running up "Betty' s" credit cards and
spending all of "Betty' s" money.
Well, Valentino... I bid you and my '
You are going to have your' hands full
tonight - and not like you did with her we
weekends ago. .rt' ytimg before I go drink
Ill) I t trt tti, T tonight... if either of you so much
airlock at me sideways, hassle me or try
anything dumb, I will put the video from her
office desk - and kitchenette counter - on
Porn Huh faster than you can say "chocolate
and vanilla swirl." Interracial seems to he
doing gangbusters (no pun intended) on that
site, so hell, why not cash those chips in, too?
so go ahead and fuck with me - or any of my
shit - and I will monetize that sumbitch and
use the cash on Asian hookers and
blow... and do a rail or two off their bare,
asses in that suite with the
Jacuzzi at the Hard Rock. Yes I would!
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ii? ' Derek (Derek' s bedroom
Looks like , the douchebag
has some fans who flagged my post. We flag what we
can' t prevent- that' s to say, the truth hurts. No, I am not
the original guy whose white wife was humping Big
Dick Derek, but if his price is right, I Wil break Derek' s
legs... all three of 'em. Go ahead and flag away. I' ll be
here a long time. a) Probably the best post I have read
online, (and SURELY on CL), in a long time. Well
versed, , and entertainingly concise.
To the who had the best 36. 7 minutes of
his supposed, discreet life: well, hell, I can' t say
anything due to the headache I developed from
laughing so intensely. Sounds like your thuggin', playa',
belove, ballin' days are becoming measured by a force
you can' t intimidate with your gold ted scowl or
whilst throwin' gang signs with yo'
hands. Based upon what I just read, you picked a fight
with a dude who could provide you with enough pain
that your mother dies. Yet, none of that seems to bother
those like you. You drift through life, grafting from
others that which doesn' t belong to you. Oh, I know the
rhetoric: "whites owe us for slavery," or “they be
keepin' us down," and a litany of other drivelers
excuses. I digress. Since you are probably a functional
illiterate, I won' t expound any more.
To the gentleman in this "Shakespearian" tragedy,nilled" S NOT ,, Y sauna;