Funny Stories from around the Internet
Burglary"
some dude tried to break in last night at like aam, but I was on the computer
and it' s like right beside the window so I heard the faggot.
Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as seen as he was like halfway
through I beat the fucking shit oat of him.
so he' s laying there unconscious and I call the cops. Once
they get here, they search him and look at what he fucking had:
8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight {no batteries},
Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions
to "Monopoly."
Dude, you fucking killed !
gioh my ateist, all audit to UP!
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