Seriously how hard is it to get friends? You people must be actively avoiding the outside world or something if you have absolutely no friends.
Not when you' re as socially autistic as me
I asked a girl for directions once and she just gave me a weird look and walked away.
She must have been quite a bitch
Ignoring someone who asks for directions is pretty rude
Where were you when you asked? On the street?
Iwas in my house.
you were asking for directions from your house? where to?
Okay I' m starting to see why she gave you a weird look
Acquaintance? Pizza delivery girl.
Pizza delivery girl.
zpizza delivery girl
haha what' s the whole story this is fun, i should ask out delivery girls
Hive in Perth so New Year' s was practically yesterday for me. My family wanted a Skype reunion (they live in } but I made a bunch of excuses because my plan was to have sex and ejaculate
exactly when it reached 12: 33-
Unfortunately Perth is a shithole and I grew desperate. Eventually I tried to get a prostitute but I got worried she would be ugly or have STEM and changed my mind and pretended to be a hobo when one appeared so
that I could get away from her. She was ugly.
Then I tried to convince my gay friend that I was also gay and he should let me cum in him. But I wasted one hour arguing with him and in the end he admitted he wasn' t really gay, he just told all his friends that
because he wanted to fuck a girl that was a fervent LGBT rights supporter.
The argument went to whether anyone in Planescape Torment was arianny and it got really heated, until his in and I considered attacking her but I decided it would really ruin my New Year' s Day ifl
was in jail for so Ijust started fapping in front of them instead. Long story short I got kicked out of the house and couldn' t get a cab back home
I arrived back at after ll and realized I had less than one hokuto complete my New Year' s guest. I got drunk and tried to fuck the bottle but I shattered it and cut my dick. In state I hit upon the idea of
fucking a pizza delivery guy (l didn' t stop to think that they may not be gay). I called, but they sent me a girl instead. I decided that that was even better, but then she asked ifl was okay because I had blood on my
pants. I said I was having my period and asked for directions to her house because I thought that was a smooth move. She gave me a weird look and walked away. I caught up with her and pretended to faint
thinking she' d send me to hospital for the blood on my dick and I could, I don' t know, rape the people in the ambulance by 12 midnight.
She ignored me and it hurt to mp so I went to sleep