Happy accident and a ****up
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i work retail full time and my script gets
frequently messy - ill ask the same
question twice, or say ". 60 is your
total" while handing back their change,
or say "how are you doing today?"
instead of "have a good day!" like name
it ive bungled it
but anyway, this lady came thru my line
buying a book and the review on the
front said: "few books are well written,
fewer still are important, and this book
manages to be both"
as i handed her the bag i was trying to
say "thanks, youre all set" and instead
my brain mashed up the review and i
said "thanks, youre important"
there was this short pause in which i
tried to figure out what the fuck id just
said. she blinked and then said "oh
thank you! youre important too!"
the real kicker was one of my
coworkers. when i was relating this
story later his response was "at least
you said something NICE. last week i
accidentally combined 'youre welcome'
and 'no problem' into 'youre a