Goth Fitness | Infomercials | Adult Swim
A popular fitness couple abandons typical fad systems and introduces their new program based on ancient spells and gothic rituals.
"Well, you're not the Norwegian Berzerkers I was hoping for... But you do look pretty great. Those are some bitchin' beach bods!" -The Dark Lord, 2016
"Before the Goth Fitness program, I was constantly picked on by my peers, all for being overweight. Now I'm six months into the program, they're all dead, and I couldn't be happier. I also managed to get a sweet beach bod, a mistress, and a brand new foreskin. That's pretty cool, too."
"I am norwegian, I approve this message...."
"Become a Satanic Super Soldier, with Goth Fitness! What are you waiting for? ^.^ "