LAST TIME: we dug out some sleeping rooms, planted crops, built defenses and freed a female sex slave.
After killing the sex slaves owner, it seems a group of people from The Blue Tree are paying us a visit. And they have things to trade!
This is the 6 person group, I traded some extra clubs for some meat to turn into meals
While the traders are still visiting, we heard a deep rumble in the skies. Lo and behold an unknown spaceship must have been caught in this planets atmosphere and is being torn apart. It's pieces are now falling down around our village
First block to make contact with the surface is a cryptosleep section of the ship.
Some spacers even managed to survive the impact (though they are badly and I mean badly wounded)! In keeping with the theme of Funnyjunkers surviving, I decided to stay true to our anti-social roots and let them succumb to their wounds. We'll liberate their clothes once they are dead. (Possibly meat for the annoying cannibal aswell)
****! The med-bay area of the ship landed in our strawberry patch, starting small fires. We lost a number of the bushes, but at least we can heal any scrapes and bruises we get in the future!
And the final bit of the ship to fall near us was the cargo hold, giving us access to lumber, steel and a dead monkey. Huzzah!
And that's all that's left this unknown vessel.
And back to our misfortune. No less than 5 ******* minutes later, a rouge snek has killed our yorkshire terrier! Now that will send his owner into crippling depression
Theres the **** that killed him, we'll hunt him good and have him for dinner!
Wow... Killer, our male husky of Funnyjunk has already started eating the terriers corpse. ******* brutal. (You can see it in bottom left corner)
Admin has snapped, the death and immediate consuming of his pet terrier was just too much for him to handle. That and the piss-ugly environments.
That's admins fire that our crew must now putout, lest we have no timber nearby or catch ourselves on fire. I hope Admins artery blockage kills him soon!
If things couldn't get even worse, now there's an angry elephant who's on fire, rampaging around (we were able to calm her down enough to put her fire out).
A thing I've realized, I should make some splash screen to be the first image, would look nicer I think. We'll continue the adventures of FJ tribe tomorrow!