You're an asshole for joking about suicide; don't kill yourself. - #109310443 added by nonanonnon at faith in humanity

#11 - tittylovin

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(01/06/2014)[-]

waaaahhh waahhh im a little bitch and can't handle my problems
I'm so sad that I'm fat and nobody at school likes me

#432 to #11 - Lilstow

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(01/07/2014)[-]

We meet again, my brother in arms.
Though you have lost this battle, I shall stand by your side to the end.
..
Literally everyone on on tumblr is a ******* faggot. It's a website of stupid ******* cunts who try to hard to be like 4chan, but are even worse at it than funnyjunk.

Women just are not funny. Occasionally one can make a good joke, but an overwhelming majority of the jokes they make fall flat. As a result, I thumb down any and all Posts with tumbr screenshots, or even jokes i feel are reminiscent of tumblr.

**** you you ******* tumblrfags and get the **** off the internet you pieces of ******* garbage. Please kill yourselves.

#363 to #11 - pkrbarmovie

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(01/07/2014)[-]

You're a good person.

#275 to #11 - passi

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(01/07/2014)[-]

$Depression isn't just being unhappy about body image, or being bullied. Sometimes, you just can't help feel that life isn't right, and that everything will always go wrong for you Im Brandon. In 2012, I was asked to be a DD for my older brother. The same night I was in an accident that badly fractured a vertebrae and tore some ligaments and put me on a long recovery even though I was losing my sport and the scholarship money that I was going to get for it I was still cracking a smile because I had family, friends, and gf who were all surrounding me even though I couldnt do much for awhile. Towards the end of recovery I found out my gf had been lying for nearly a year and had been cheating. All while she talked me into transferring to her school to be closer to her now that I wouldnt be running track at the school I had attended. I started drinking way more than my norm and she kept being a crazy ex bitch I had to watch my mother struggle with depression b/c my dad had cheated on her and was divorcing and what ensued was a horrible custody battle, that I had to watch my little sister be caught in the middle of. Between my moms crying spells, my sisters confusion, my drinking habits, I began to feel generally down all the time. I transferred home & tried to realign, but then I f'd up. After drinking a bit with friends they needed a ride home, and I offered, I barely drank, but after driving them all home, I got pulled over, blew over the limit and got a dui. I lost my license and couldnt drive to class All this, plus my reputation as walking murphys law kept me depressed constantly, I'm constantly depressed/lethargic/and think about just ending it. It puts a smile on your face briefly. But you convince yourself just one more day. Now before you "tl;dr" me, I know my story isn't the worst, but realize that depression isnt just being a "loser" it can be any perfectly happy looking person. That pic of me was during all this. It can be anyone, so **** you to hell$

Depression isn't just being unhappy about body image, or being bullied. Sometimes, you just can't help feel that life isn't right, and that everything will always go wrong for you

Im Brandon. In 2012, I was asked to be a DD for my older brother. The same night I was in an accident that badly fractured a vertebrae and tore some ligaments and put me on a long recovery
even though I was losing my sport and the scholarship money that I was going to get for it I was still cracking a smile because I had family, friends, and gf who were all surrounding me even though I couldnt do much for awhile.
Towards the end of recovery I found out my gf had been lying for nearly a year and had been cheating. All while she talked me into transferring to her school to be closer to her now that I wouldnt be running track at the school I had attended. I started drinking way more than my norm and she kept being a crazy ex bitch
I had to watch my mother struggle with depression b/c my dad had cheated on her and was divorcing and what ensued was a horrible custody battle, that I had to watch my little sister be caught in the middle of. Between my moms crying spells, my sisters confusion, my drinking habits, I began to feel generally down all the time. I transferred home & tried to realign, but then I f'd up. After drinking a bit with friends they needed a ride home, and I offered, I barely drank, but after driving them all home, I got pulled over, blew over the limit and got a dui. I lost my license and couldnt drive to class
All this, plus my reputation as walking murphys law kept me depressed constantly, I'm constantly depressed/lethargic/and think about just ending it. It puts a smile on your face briefly.
But you convince yourself just one more day.
Now before you "tl;dr" me, I know my story isn't the worst, but realize that depression isnt just being a "loser" it can be any perfectly happy looking person. That pic of me was during all this. It can be anyone, so **** you to hell

#281 to #275 - passi

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(01/07/2014)[-]

And just in case people call me out on making **** up. Also, I had to cut down my post by like, 500 characters, so I couldn't include every detail, but I hope I got my point across.

#221 to #11 - nikolaier

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(01/07/2014)[-]

#162 to #11 - capinsquiggles

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(01/07/2014)[-]

Listen friend, clearly you've had some troubles in your life that lead you to the point to make fun of other peoples problems. But while other people call you a faggot, and say you should kill yourself, you should know that there's someone like me here for you if you need to talk about why you're having such a bad reaction to something like this

(Although if you're being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole go eat **** you disgusting piece of **********)

#175 to #162 - tittylovin

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(01/07/2014)[-]

You're right, I actually do have a problem - too many ********* on funnyjunk.

#179 to #175 - capinsquiggles

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(01/07/2014)[-]

Keep it to yourself then, nigbitch

#159 to #11 - allliiisonnn

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(01/07/2014)[-]

#174 to #159 - tittylovin

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(01/07/2014)[-]

At least I'm not a cry baby bitch.

#128 to #11 - anonefgthree

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(01/07/2014)[-]

Goddamn I was feeling kind of happy/sad while reading the OP and then all of a sudden your ****** comment made me burst into laughter

#130 to #128 - tittylovin

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(01/07/2014)[-]

I'm glad some people still have a sense of humor around here.

#106 to #11 - anon id: 2d888547

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(01/07/2014)[-]

..well you're not wrong nor lying.

#96 to #11 - toosexyforyou#238 on commentsRank#238

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(01/07/2014)[-]

Well I guess people are too sad too take a joke

#99 to #96 - tittylovin

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(01/07/2014)[-]

#89 to #11 - anon id: 945bf3bd

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(01/07/2014)[-]

obvious troll. don't take the bait, and have a great night.

#88 to #11 - snood

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(01/07/2014)[-]

i was sad after reading all those posts about suicide so this post actually made me crack up right after all that, tittylovin is ok in my book.

#83 to #11 - BaconWrappedSteak

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(01/07/2014)[-]

**** off, you honestly have no idea what it's like. Waking up in the morning, looking in the mirror, and seeing some abomination that you think you are. thinking of ways to stop it all, in the months of sleepless nights. You can go **** yourself. IDGAF if you get off to this **** or how its a gr8 b8 m8, you're a prick and I hope one of you find yourself in the situation where a loved one is no longer with you due to self-harm so you can never feel the same way again.

#94 to #83 - tittylovin

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(01/07/2014)[-]

#381 to #94 - najar

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(01/07/2014)[-]

#70 to #11 - cacti

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(01/07/2014)[-]

At first I thought it was a troll account but then I checked his profile and well.... He's just a massive douchebag.

#92 to #70 - tittylovin

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(01/07/2014)[-]

#45 to #11 - masdercheef

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(01/07/2014)[-]

Because depression totally isn't a serious problem that people struggle with every day, fighting just to make it to the next morning.

You ******* degenerate.

#49 to #45 - tittylovin

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(01/07/2014)[-]

waaaa waaaaa
baby want a bottle?
Maybe baby should stop being such a whiney little bitch.

#55 to #49 - mrgustapants

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(01/07/2014)[-]

Ok bud, no need to be an ass. Just because you're clearly ignorant i'll forgive you for that ridiculous comment you just made. Because clearly you don't understand how serious depression is. Ignorance is forgiveable.

#136 to #55 - tittylovin

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(01/07/2014)[-]

WEEEEOOOOOFAGGOTALERTEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#28 to #11 - CaptainPugwash

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(01/07/2014)[-]

#20 to #11 - noogsleft

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(01/06/2014)[-]

Unfortunately, I don't have a version of this that calls you a cunt. Because that's what you are.

My girlfriend suffers from bipolar disorder, and it's living hell for her, she's constantly on edge to take her own life. And the main reason it's so bad is because of people that took the piss out of her years ago and the effect it had on her mental state.

TL;DR I ******* hate you, you cancer of the earth. Go rot in hell you waste of skin.

#30 to #20 - miklthepikl

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(01/07/2014)[-]

right there with you man, my girlfriend's story is nearly the same as yours. Its an every day battle to keep her looking on the bright side, but its worth every second. Shoot me a line if you ever need help helping her, I know it can be tough sometimes

#22 to #20 - tittylovin

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(01/06/2014)[-]

Post her tits

#16 to #11 - privoxy

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(01/06/2014)[-]

**** you.

#17 to #16 - tittylovin

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(01/06/2014)[-]

I'm gonna have to see your tits first before I agree to that.