Full disclosure: I am not romantic about baseball.
Baseball is too slow. too deliberate. Too much of a tease.
Pictured: Curling, The Sport of Romance.
Every Olympics, the curling players are the hawtest athletes in the competition. I'm not gay, but the Norwegian male curling team from the last event looked like they were sculpted from the ice they played on. To get onto a female Scandinavian curling team, you must have turned down a modeling career to qualify. Like, gd.