What' s the most embarrassing
thing your kid has ever said?
Walt , Retired (2014- to
When my son was three years old he told my
wife that his penis hurt. She delegated this
problem to me. I talked to him and learned
that it didn' t really was getting little
erections and it was very sensitive for a while.
I told him it was okay, it was supposed to do
that, and we called that getting hard. (It' s
okay, kid, happens to me all the time!) He
seemed satisfied with the answer and we
didn' t hear any more about it. Around a
month later my wife, her mother, and my son
were at the hospital registering my wife for
some minor surgery. The receptionist leaned
over the counter and said to my son, "You'
got the prettiest eyes IVE ever seen on a little
boy." He smiled, turned to his mother, and
said, "My penis is getting hard."