[medium {{{SFW STUPID}}} mentionlist WATERsports] - #215581285 added by vampirefuuuker at cynical weak Okapi

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> Drink water
> piss immediately
> drink more water
> immediately have to piss it all out
> head still hurts, skin still dry

---- you organs, you ungrateful ----s, you get the chip dip

#53 to #13 - edused

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Add some sugar, or even a little tea/coffee/chocolate/mint/juice or anything just so your body doesn't just move it straight to kidneys, and has to digest that ---- over time. You don't even need to add enough feel the taste. Also drink after a meal. It's not about how much your body is hydrated, but how long for you too feel the effects.
Or even drink some milk before downing a gallon of water, you may feel bloated, but there won't be a way for the body to just skip digesting milk, you would need to straight up ---- it all out.

#29 to #13 - roneffinswanson 📱

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you might want to talk to your doctor about that

#32 to #29 - anon id: f620d209

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oh ---- you're right, how else am I going to have an overpaid boomer tell me everything is fine and cost me a $45 co pay and 2 hrs of my pto?

#34 to #32 - subejio

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Memeing aside and maybe it's just a phrasing issue, but if you're actually feeling the urge to piss almost immediately every time you drink water, that can actually be a sign of several really, really bad conditions. Like the Betus, my fellow Burger.

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#23 to #13 - aaauuuggghhh

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