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Cheers to the ethical compass of our times!. .. Too bad that people going to pornhub are going there to masturbate and once they see that something is off, they just switch to another one of the millions of p

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#2 - lulusaurus#362 on commentsRank#362

Reply+70

(11/18/2017)[-]

To do what?

#3 to #2 - sinery#232 on commentsRank#232

Reply+287

(11/18/2017)[-]

Favour net neutrality.

#4 - anon id: 5fb8de12

Reply+72

(11/18/2017)[-]

Too bad that people going to pornhub are going there to masturbate and once they see that something is off, they just switch to another one of the millions of porn sites and don't care about the problem.

It would be much more effective if pornhub was the only site around, but honestly as much as I like them as a company, the site is kinda ******.

#5 to #4 - heruss

Reply+199

(11/18/2017)[-]

Difference is Pornhub tends to be... well, the youtube of porn sites. Everyone goes there, community members upload videos there etc. It's done sex ed, snow clearence and goodness knows what else to make a point in the past. If it did come out in favour of Net Neutrality then yes, surprisingly a lot of users and people would suddenly find an interest in what is happening.

#6 to #5 - asotil

Reply+31

(11/18/2017)[-]

Fun fact: they have a contractor landscaping business

I know this because we almost hired them to re-sod one of the fairways at the golf course I work at. Went with "**** it just save $20k and have the Dominicans do it" instead

#7 to #6 - heruss

Reply+98

(11/18/2017)[-]

Should've gone with them.

At least you know the bushes would've been neatly trimmed after....

#62 to #7 - nelflover#73 on contentRank#73

Reply+19

(11/18/2017)[-]

Heard they're experts at plowing and sowing their seeds

#91 to #62 - malacyman

Reply+3

(11/19/2017)[-]

They can be a little lazy some times. Best to have them just do the back

#8 to #6 - anon id: 343f47c8

Reply+45

(11/18/2017)[-]

and so you missed the chance to put up a sign on it that said 'got laid by pornhub'

#49 to #6 - fuckberries

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(11/18/2017)[-]

You're not the American president Trump knew you could be.

#69 to #5 - pingun#144 on commentsRank#144

Reply+2

(11/18/2017)[-]

Pornhub did sex ed?

I'm all for sex ed, but I'm not sure i trust a porn gigant to do it...

#103 to #69 - skeptical

Reply+6

(11/19/2017)[-]

I'd trust them more than anyone short of a well-trained doctor tbh.
Sex is their industry. Porn businesspeople have to know their ****, with consequences for not doing so being bigger and more likely than many other industries.

#118 to #103 - pingun#144 on commentsRank#144

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(11/19/2017)[-]

It's also porn though. Some of those people in there are the sleeziest and probably ********* people you'll find.

Its a dubble edged sword.

#122 to #118 - skeptical

Reply0

(11/19/2017)[-]

You'd be surprised, in the higher echelons at least
Not to mention that kinda stuff doesn't really have much of an impact on an ability to teach sex ed

#123 to #122 - pingun#144 on commentsRank#144

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(11/19/2017)[-]

The ability and the person behind it kinda depend on each others though.
You can have a massive pervert teaching amazing sex ed, but then again its a massive pervert teaching young inexperienced people about sex, and he's the one who's deciding what to share and not.

Maybe its just me being overly worried about stuff like this i guess

#10 - bargh

Reply+50

(11/18/2017)[-]

#11 to #10 - amuzen#294 on commentsRank#294

Reply+34

(11/18/2017)[-]

Where does it end? At what point does porn hub just take responsibility for the maintenance and construction of ALL social infrastructure? How long until blown loads are an acceptable form of currency? HOW LONG I SAY.

#14 to #11 - DemonMatt#245 on commentsRank#245

Reply+21

(11/18/2017)[-]

Repay the national debt with 1.8 trillion bottles of jizz. Sounds like a plan.

#16 to #14 - bendeman

Reply+16

(11/18/2017)[-]

a new definition to "spank bank"

#13 to #11 - bobducky

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(11/18/2017)[-]

#26 to #10 - schneidend#416 on commentsRank#416

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(11/18/2017)[-]

#106 to #10 - tvdj#142 on commentsRank#142

Reply0

(11/19/2017)[-]

Damn. How big is pornhub's business proposals? It sounds like they have multiple ideas seperate from the site with the name brand "pornhub".

#1 - someofficer#36 on contentRank#36

Reply+45

(11/18/2017)[-]

Make it 144p for full effect

#9 to #1 - pigbull

Reply+3

(11/18/2017)[-]

I already watch 144p on 1920x1080p monitor.

My internet is worse than dialup

#22 to #9 - fremde

Reply+9

(11/18/2017)[-]

Where the **** you live at mate? An igloo somewhere in Alaska, using moose to deliver data packages?

#63 to #22 - pigbull

Reply+4

(11/18/2017)[-]

Indianapolis, it's between chicago and detroit.

I pay for 3mbps but they give us .3 or .1 mbps.

Dialup internet is .3mbps and my internet sometimes goes below that.

AT&T has a monopoly over my area so they get to service us **** internet. I pay 60$ a month for this garbage then pajeet from some 3rd world country gets 100mbps.

#65 to #63 - fremde

Reply+1

(11/18/2017)[-]

That's the best I can do for you from over here:

www.yelp.com/search?cflt=isps&find_lo...

broadbandnow.com/Indiana/Indianapolis

#67 to #65 - pigbull

Reply+1

(11/18/2017)[-]

these sites lie.
I've called several companies, spectrum, xfinity, etc. None of them cover my area. Only at&t.
Thanks for trying but i've already done all this. Think i'll just sudoku now.

#74 to #67 - fremde

Reply+3

(11/18/2017)[-]

Well, I guess I still can do something for you.

The recipe:

1. Glass bottle (0.5, 0.7, 1 L, preferably from thin glass)

2. Gasoline

3. Piece of some NON SYNTHETIC cloth (10-15 cm wide, and 20-35 cm long)

4. Acetone

5. Polyfoam broken into small pieces (the one made from bubbles would be more preferable)

Or you can use car oil instead of Acetone and Polyfoam.

Next:

Mix 100 gr of Acetone with Polyfoam and stir till the mix will become like a syrup (keep adding Polyfoam until it will turn to syrup like condition). Then add Gasoline in 1:1 proportion (1 Gasoline : 1 "Syrup").
Fill the bottle for 3/4 with the final mix. If you're not planning to use it immediately, close the bottle with cork (NOT A PLASTIC ONE). Put the piece of cloth into a bottle to the half. Soak the outside part in the "mix" (you should have some left), but don't soak the middle part of the cloth (the part near the bottle neck). And of course, the cloth must sit tightly in the bottle neck.

Now you are all set and ready to fight for your right for the good Internet connection.

#76 to #74 - fremde

Reply+1

(11/18/2017)[-]

Oh, and you better do it in a pair of leather gloves, so you'll leave no fingerprints.

#104 to #63 - throwawaynumbers

Reply0

(11/19/2017)[-]

Hold out while you can fellow ****** internet brethern. There are a lot of low earth orbit satellites planned for 2018/2019 to be used for internet service All sattelite internet currently available uses high earth orbit sattelites, hence the mediocre speed and unbearable ping . They just might save us from this internet hellhole.

#66 to #63 - fremde

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

And btw, don't you have some anti-monopoly laws in the U.S.?

#102 to #66 - throwawaynumbers

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(11/19/2017)[-]

We do, but politicians conveniently ignore the ISP monopolies. You know, the same ones that get sizable donations and are lobbied by large ISP's. And the same ISP's persuade or failing that sue local governments into blocking new competition from deploying in that area. The ***** that classified bribery as free speech need to burn on a stake.

#113 to #102 - spyderslicer

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(11/19/2017)[-]

**** can be just as ****** up here in leaf land.

Rogers and Bell own a certain frequency for internet, it was the frequency they used for an internet service they canned like I want to say 6-8 years ago. Another company, Xplornet was looking to try and improve their services. They wanted to buy the frequency. Rogers and Bell refused to sell. Xplornet tried to go to the government.

Rogers and Bell have argued that they shouldn't have to sell it because they might use it in the future. It's complete ********, they have far better services using different frequencies. They literally will never use it again, they are simply locking it down so competition can't use it. Several customers who either don't want to pay Rogers or Bells jacked up prices (or aren't in their service area) are getting ****** because of it.

It's basically like game companies buying up game IPs that they don't want to use just to stop other people from making games to make money.

#70 to #66 - hiukuss

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(11/18/2017)[-]

we have anti-trust laws, yeah

that doesn't mean there aren't any monopolies around, it's pretty bad

#15 to #9 - thediamondhack

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(11/18/2017)[-]

how do you even use this site?
do you wait 2 hours for a meme to load only to find its some normie garbge?

#12 to #9 - musclezglassez

Reply+1

(11/18/2017)[-]

i can not express how bad i feel for you

#59 - anon id: a6928fdb

Reply+35

(11/18/2017)[-]

Tfw one of the only major internet based companies you can trust is a porn one...

#107 to #59 - obliviscor

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(11/19/2017)[-]

#17 - trollishiconoclast

Reply-34

(11/18/2017)[-]

An "ethical compass" that promotes incest

#19 to #17 - niocin

Reply+29

(11/18/2017)[-]

As long as it's between two consenting alduts what do you really care?

Plus, proof? And don't say "incest" labeled porn, that's not promoting.

#20 to #19 - trollishiconoclast

Reply-34

(11/18/2017)[-]

Huh? English ************... Do you speak it? Oh you're a kraut... one that apparently supports incest too. Is that how you live with yourself? "It's not degenerate when uncle Akhmed touches me, it's progressive!"

#52 to #20 - dsendz

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(11/18/2017)[-]

#54 to #52 - trollishiconoclast

Reply-8

(11/18/2017)[-]

Yeah, righto. I guess it was an ad hominem, I try not to do that but I am an offensive cunt by nature. But then again I can cop the odd ad hominem so I guess its all fair game.

#58 to #54 - dsendz

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(11/18/2017)[-]

Ehh fair enough. We all do that occasionally.

#21 to #20 - niocin

Reply+8

(11/18/2017)[-]

I obviously do, so what's your problem, am I using too complicated words for you?
I never said I supported it *******, I said what do you ******* care. If it's between two loving adults, who are you to forbid it, just because your a bitter lonely ****.
Many might find disgusting, me included, but many think the same of homosexuals...

#24 to #21 - trollishiconoclast

Reply-9

(11/18/2017)[-]

Bitter and lonely **** ha ha, I'm not the one wanting to root my siblings... I'll wager you reckon kids are fair game too.

#25 to #24 - niocin

Reply+6

(11/18/2017)[-]

Again, I never said that, I even stated the opposite. And I think I stressed out the "adult" part multiple times. You really need to work on your reading comprehension there buddy, and go look for a girl-/boyfriend instead of fantasizing about what other adults are doing in their bedrooms.

#23 to #21 - trollishiconoclast

Reply-10

(11/18/2017)[-]

"Plus, proof? And don't say "incest" labeled porn, that's not promoting." What the **** does that even mean?

#27 to #23 - niocin

Reply+4

(11/18/2017)[-]

Okay I'll write in a way even a retard like you will hopefully understand:

Do you have proof? Because hosting porn videos with the label "incest" of obviously not related people is not promoting incest. It's like saying every video game publisher that makes shooters is promoting gun violence. Just because people indulge in fantasies does not mean they would do or even enjoy those things in real life.

#29 to #27 - kousei

Reply+2

(11/18/2017)[-]

Dude, was the name not a clue? Let him be a retard, no point talking to him.

#31 to #29 - niocin

Reply+1

(11/18/2017)[-]

I didn't pay attention to his user name honestly, but yeah thanks for the hint...

#33 to #31 - kousei

Reply+2

(11/18/2017)[-]

I didn't either, at first, then my brain went "this guy seems like a troll." that's when I spotted the name.

#36 to #29 - trollishiconoclast

Reply-2

(11/18/2017)[-]

So you don't know what iconoclast means?

#75 to #36 - vonrolfenstein

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

Honestly? no, cos I've never had a reason to use it
But 'trollish' is the operative word here

#28 to #27 - trollishiconoclast

Reply-2

(11/18/2017)[-]

A retard like me ha ha, I'm not the one who wants to **** my family....

#30 to #28 - niocin

Reply+1

(11/18/2017)[-]

Okay at thus point I just assume you're a very lame troll...if not get help, you obviously have a hard time reading and understanding even easiest texts.

#34 to #30 - trollishiconoclast

Reply-2

(11/18/2017)[-]

I'm not a troll, I just don't lust after my siblings.... You must be ******, like proper ****** to wanna bang your brother/sister/mother/father. You must be so sexually repressed and unable to form normal relationships that you get aroused by your siblings. Where does it end huh? I noticed the "consenting adults" caveat but your degeneracy is literally one step off pedophilia. Like "Yeah I'd **** my sister.... She's 3...."

#38 to #34 - kousei

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

don't care.

#39 to #38 - trollishiconoclast

Reply-2

(11/18/2017)[-]

To busy ******* your uncle huh?

#40 to #39 - kousei

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

nah, just yours.

#61 to #40 - trollishiconoclast

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(11/18/2017)[-]

Got my uncle too apparently ha ha.

#41 to #40 - trollishiconoclast

Reply-1

(11/18/2017)[-]

Lol, you got me there ha ha!

#80 to #28 - SuperWeapons

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

You sound like a Jerry

#83 to #80 - trollishiconoclast

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

You sound like a retard.....

#84 to #83 - SuperWeapons

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(11/18/2017)[-]

#85 to #84 - trollishiconoclast

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

I'm surprised you can still read the posts, you know, with all that dried semen your cousin glued your eyes shut with...

#86 to #85 - SuperWeapons

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(11/18/2017)[-]

#87 to #86 - trollishiconoclast

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(11/18/2017)[-]

#60 to #27 - trollishiconoclast

Reply-8

(11/18/2017)[-]

So why does the title say something like "Dad ***** daughter" then *******? You're like one of those weeb ******* that think its ok to jack off to a depiction of an 8 year old girl because the artist says she's 3000 years old..... Keep telling yourself that mate...

#116 to #60 - anon id: 42a770e6

Reply0

(11/19/2017)[-]

The reason gays are everywhere is because every type of freaks sell. Capitalism.

#95 to #60 - itblobboy

Reply-1

(11/19/2017)[-]

Why should I think that's a communist goal

#97 to #95 - trollishiconoclast

Reply0

(11/19/2017)[-]

So instead of wearing a rubber you'd rather curbstomp your mutant progeny? That's... ahh... Pretty ******* brutal man.

#98 to #97 - itblobboy

Reply+1

(11/19/2017)[-]

Nah mate use a coat hanger. Jokes aside, yeah, eugenics relieve suffering of the severely physically defective.

#99 to #98 - trollishiconoclast

Reply0

(11/19/2017)[-]

What about the mentally defective? Say, for example, people that are sexually attracted to family members? Can eugenics fix that?

#100 to #99 - itblobboy

Reply0

(11/19/2017)[-]

Sure it can, hope you try to get people on board for eugenics too if ya feel like it.

#101 to #100 - trollishiconoclast

Reply+1

(11/19/2017)[-]

Yeah, I'm just gonna stick with not ******* family members, do my part and all....

#77 to #23 - SuperWeapons

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(11/18/2017)[-]

#81 to #77 - trollishiconoclast

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

Lol, you're putting me on the autist in defense of incestuous ********....

#44 to #20 - praemium#256 on commentsRank#256

Reply+7

(11/18/2017)[-]

His English is fine, you're just a moron.

#45 to #44 - trollishiconoclast

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(11/18/2017)[-]

I can tell the difference between siblings and strangers mate....

#78 to #45 - SuperWeapons

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(11/18/2017)[-]

#32 to #20 - discountdan

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(11/18/2017)[-]

#35 to #32 - trollishiconoclast

Reply-1

(11/18/2017)[-]

Don't get me started on traps ha ha, they're gay as ****.....

#37 to #35 - discountdan

Reply+2

(11/18/2017)[-]

I...yeah I won't argue against that. You got me there.

#42 to #37 - derpaperp

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(11/18/2017)[-]

#79 to #35 - SuperWeapons

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

#82 to #79 - trollishiconoclast

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

Well I'm sure your brother's stoked ha ha...

#88 to #82 - SuperWeapons

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

#114 to #17 - notton

Reply+1

(11/19/2017)[-]

ACTING

#93 to #17 - itblobboy

Reply0

(11/19/2017)[-]

Only problem I have with incest is putting your children at genetic risk being unacceptable.

#94 to #93 - trollishiconoclast

Reply+1

(11/19/2017)[-]

So you'd wear a rubber when you knock the back outta your mum?

#96 to #94 - itblobboy

Reply0

(11/19/2017)[-]

Not me personally, but I would expect a parent to protect their children, including aborting a genetic miscreant if the condom breaks.

#43 - anon id: d1514b21

Reply-20

(11/18/2017)[-]

Net Neutrality is socialism, the government has no right to tell a business what to do for any reason.

#46 to #43 - charliebunny

Reply+22

(11/18/2017)[-]

except that this is a form of controlling the internet, pretty much the only avenue of free speech.

Don't like this website? throttle its connection so noone can get on.

#47 to #46 - anon id: d1514b21

Reply-7

(11/18/2017)[-]

Great idea, hand the keys to the government. I know the government isn't likely to censor with the GOP in power, but what if the Democrats win in the next election? The FCC slows connection to GOP candidates or Pro-American right leaning sites. This means the death of Pro-American values.

#48 to #47 - charliebunny

Reply+4

(11/18/2017)[-]

yes thats why I was saying its a silly idea :p

were you meant to reply to them?

#50 to #48 - anon id: d1514b21

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

Net Neutrality is handing the internet to the government.

#64 to #50 - armwulf#458 on commentsRank#458

Reply+14

(11/18/2017)[-]

net neutrality is the government saying "Nobody is allowed to control this"
The alternative is allowing corporations to deny access to whatever they please

#121 to #47 - anon id: 7eab17c0

Reply0

(11/19/2017)[-]

Corporations would never censor stuff, right?
Totally wouldn't bribe ISPs to start ******* sites that talk about their ****** practices.
Not to mention the ISPs themselves just thoroughly ******* people who point out their corruption.

There's a reason governments have the power split between three governmental bodies and the people, along with the media traditionally acting as the watchdog social media taking that role more now, since it turns out trusting private corporations to be watchdogs isn't working out so well. . Because a single body having a ton of power is bad.

#57 to #43 - anon id: f1a1d291

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(11/18/2017)[-]

"Durrrr da gubmint is guna censor da internet, not like my TOTALLY TRUSTWORTHY ISPS, THESE GUYS ARE TOTALLY FINE AND WON'T THROTTLE **** GUYS I PROMISE! Don't like the ISP? LOL JUST GET ANOTHER LOLOLOL ISPS ARE SO EASY TO GET AND COMPETITION IS COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND TOTALLY NOT A GATED INDUSTRY GUYZ"

#90 to #43 - itblobboy

Reply+5

(11/19/2017)[-]

I'm a libertarian at heart. I find net neutrality is one of the forms of the government protecting it's people's freedom of information I can stand behind.

#51 - jamesten

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

yeah but not right now during no fap november

#53 to #51 - Einsty#427 on commentsRank#427

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(11/18/2017)[-]

>not watching porn during nofap
>being this weak

#55 to #53 - jamesten

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

that just means i do noporn as well

#56 to #55 - Einsty#427 on commentsRank#427

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

I don't really care, I don't do either.

#73 to #51 - anon id: bf58deea

Reply0

(11/18/2017)[-]

>letting the calendar dictate when you fap

#124 to #73 - jamesten

Reply0

(11/19/2017)[-]

im talking about other people
i just dont fap

#72 - anon id: 4048173b

Reply-20

(11/18/2017)[-]

Lol the uninformed cucks on this website shilling anti net neutrality because cuckservative senators that are payed off told them that net neutrality is evil.

#89 to #72 - itblobboy

Reply+11

(11/19/2017)[-]

Maybe if you say cuck more people will start being persuaded by what you say

Oh wait, despite the lack of evidence or reason you provide. You just act like you want to watch the world burn by the terms you decide are "the world burning."

#112 to #72 - anon id: 162b4cd6

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(11/19/2017)[-]

I cuck don't cuck understand cuck your cuck accent cuck.

#92 to #72 - alrarelpepe

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(11/19/2017)[-]