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    User avatar#89 - kylekez
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    (11/21/2013)[-]
    Wow.
    Lots'a 'Mericans saying where they're from.

    I'm from Alberta.
    So yeah, we have ice and snow.
    User avatar#161 to #89 - lolerlaura
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    (11/21/2013)[-]
    Be honest with me Mr. Canadian Sir, is living in Canada all its cracked up to be? I live about 3 hours from the border and have seriously been considering moving up there.
    User avatar#325 to #161 - kylekez
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    (11/21/2013)[-]
    Well I love it.
    #294 to #161 - anon id: 257f451c
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    (11/21/2013)[-]
    As a Canadian watching and reading about all of the Republican shenanigans that goes one (for example: "Women can spontaneously abort zygotes/fetuses that were created during rape, so there is no such thing as rape babies" - Some random Southern Republican representative, I can easily say that I would never want to live in the U.S.  Sure we have issues with our government (what country doesn't?) but the U.S. seems to take political stupidity to the extreme.  Also snowboarding in the Winter is the greatest thing ever (so move to BC or western Alberta).
    As a Canadian watching and reading about all of the Republican shenanigans that goes one (for example: "Women can spontaneously abort zygotes/fetuses that were created during rape, so there is no such thing as rape babies" - Some random Southern Republican representative, I can easily say that I would never want to live in the U.S. Sure we have issues with our government (what country doesn't?) but the U.S. seems to take political stupidity to the extreme. Also snowboarding in the Winter is the greatest thing ever (so move to BC or western Alberta).
    #299 to #294 - lolerlaura
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    (11/21/2013)[-]
    The cool thing about those idiot republicans is that they can blow as much hot air as they want in the south without damaging cool places (AKA Washington) with their stupidity.  Most of those political trolls are famous for being retarded and can't do anything outside of their borders (For instance my state has legalized marriage for everyone and weed is now legal for everyone over 21 to posses and they hate it) but it still makes the whole country look like inbred nutcases.   
   
I just can't help but feel like I can help to change the stupidity by being here.  Someone on the inside is better than someone on the outside..... not to mention that my state is beautiful as ****.
    The cool thing about those idiot republicans is that they can blow as much hot air as they want in the south without damaging cool places (AKA Washington) with their stupidity. Most of those political trolls are famous for being retarded and can't do anything outside of their borders (For instance my state has legalized marriage for everyone and weed is now legal for everyone over 21 to posses and they hate it) but it still makes the whole country look like inbred nutcases.

    I just can't help but feel like I can help to change the stupidity by being here. Someone on the inside is better than someone on the outside..... not to mention that my state is beautiful as ****.
    User avatar#115 to #89 - kievaughnb
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    (11/21/2013)[-]
    Speaking of Alberta, it seems FJ is full of Calgarians
    #91 to #89 - thorseph
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    (11/21/2013)[-]
    i was born in alberta!
    User avatar#95 to #91 - kylekez
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    (11/21/2013)[-]
    It's a great place to be from!
    Which city were you born in?
    #96 to #95 - thorseph
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    (11/21/2013)[-]
    reddeer, i lived in edmonton for the duration of my stay (sad to say it was only till i was three) and i got to go to jasper national park
    User avatar#97 to #96 - kylekez
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    (11/21/2013)[-]
    Ahhh.
    That's more Northern Alberta, then. I'm from the south. Lethbridge, to be exact.
    Where are you living, now? If I'm allowed to ask, of course.
    #102 to #97 - thorseph
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    (11/21/2013)[-]
    Utah, moved here when i was three, only other places i have traveled since are nevada and idaho
    User avatar#103 to #102 - kylekez
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    (11/21/2013)[-]
    I see.
    I've been to Utah quite a few times.
    I like it there, for the most part.
    #105 to #103 - thorseph
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    (11/21/2013)[-]
    some of the mormons can be douchebergs, but you have those in all religions.
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