A man in northern Minnesota woke up one morning to [llwr
a bear on his roof. He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure
enou h, there was an ad for "U North Bear Removers."
efrl, 1 lied led the number listed an the bear remover said he' d
ll over within an hour.
The bear remover arrived, and got out of his van. Trl), had a ladder,
a baseball hat, h", 12 gauge shotgun. and a mean looking, heavily
l,' -lli old pit bull.
What are you going to do?“ the homeowner asked.
I' m going to put this ladder u against the root then I' m going
to 'Jia' up there. !ll' tatl.', knock the M off the roof with this baseball
bat. when the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab
his testicles, and not let go. The bear will then -,', subdued enough
for Teri] to put him in the 'i, in the back of the van.
Trl,', than handed the shotgun to the homeowner.
What' s the for? the homeowner asked.
If the bear knocks airi; off the root, you shoot the dog.‘