Avengers engame begins.
Mary Sue join avengers and track down Thanos.
Team wimpers and finds a ship and start looking for Thanos.
Brie Larson not showing a single expression the whole time, rest of Avengers nervous and sure about certain death.
Yadda yadda yadda, fast forward.
They find Thanos, Mary Sue makes speech and gonna attack.
Thanos snap fingers, Mary Sue is powerless, throws an SJW tantrumm
Another snap and she is deleted. Everyone sure about being deleted too.
Out of nowhere a rock hits Thanos' head.
They all turn around.
Deadpool strolls over to Thanos, reach out his hand and sinply go "My pizza or my money back."
Baffled, Thanos only utters "what?"
(Deadpool sitting and chilling in a chair, orders a pizza. Waddles to a window to wait for delivery. Deliveryboy comes in view, pizzatime.mp4
Thanos snapped his fingers so deliveryboy disintegrates, the pre-paid pizza flops tragically in a puddle.
Deadpool sad, Deadpool mad. Does research, finds out Thanos did this. Tracks down Thanos for pizza justice.) Flashbackends.exe.
Deadpool repeats, "Pizza.. Or my money."
Thanos walks away, Deadpool yell "My goddamn pizza or my ******* money!"
Thanos snaps, Deadpool deleted, ressurect instantly.
Deadpool walking seriously toward Thanos, "PIZZA OR MONEY!!!"
Thanos rapidfire snapping, useless.
Deadpool gobsmacks Thanos, Takes glove.
Figures the glove deleted deliveryboy.
"Where is the rewind button" snarts snapping himself.
Everyone destroyed by glove and Thanos is resurrected.
Infinity stones about to shatter after one more snap.
Mary Sue: "RESTOREWYMYNPOWERS.exe"
Infinity stones shatter, Deadpool gobbling pizza, Avengers confused and shocked to everything that just happened, Thanos go nuts and commits sudoku.
Mary Sue crying in backgrounds because ressurected without powers.