ASDA is WALMARTshallowandpedanticAdjust content blockingContent Blocking prevnext Prev Next I am sick of the self service tills at shops telling me to remove items from the bagging area and flashing red lights in an attempt to highlight me as a thieving gypsy. In order to exact revenge upon the overlords of these devices I deliberately store and release naturally occurring noxious fumes just before interaction with said machines. Known to you all as a fart. Should the device warrant extra attention the poor fellow will walk straight into a trap of which he will be unable to escape until his work is complete. Revenge is mine. Although its still better than talking to an ill mannered till wench prevnextTags: beef | is | Horse SCREEN SAVER... +4 -Favorite +Favorite Unblock User's Content Block User's Content
