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33 Cl Anonymous (ID: )08/ 1 3/ ) No. 499550295
fie 25 year old American
we to Germany, first time in Europe
xplane lands, I applaud.
Mn german airport, take off shoes, pants, leave 3 dz sample of blood, semen in quart sized ziploc
Heir, you don' t need to do that. Just walk through the metal detector"
sorry, nicht sprache deutsch"
Heir, I am speaking english."
directly through metal detector, do not get irradiated, do not get graped by
security guard 5 Euro because that is the smallest paper maney
Spend the first day in Frankfurt. Frankfurt is a great city because there is nothing to do so literally anywhere else you go is great.
V . ._ .. I alots around, can' t hear any english
awalk with hand in back pocket to protect wallet
weep other hand in side pocket to protect phone.
Tunable to operate ticket machine. Language options are Union Jack, Deutsch Flag, and France.
en train without ticket.
officers in uniform cames upto me
Morgen, karte bitte"
I' m not Morgan."
Apologies, Good Morning, ticket, please-"
Nicht sprache deutch"
Sir, I speak english.''
t understand his crazy jizzmouth, tip him Euro to leave me alone.
tips me back fer being a cool American.
Tyrain arrives in Munich. Begin applauding.
Noobody claps, don' t want to ruin my solid American applause.
Hip every passenger fer letting me EDIE.
to Macdonalds to get order Double Quarter Pounder.
Ffucking idiot gives me wrong meal, end up with Hamburger Royale Passe
ruse buggered weigh down extra pedal
scar rolls backwards into river.
the whole way in.
sir, we are winning in live. please, do continue