What was the most awkward thing you witnessed in a classroom?
In seventh grade we were watching breast exam videya. Now this required a great deal
tof maturity on our end that admittedly, we all failed, when the checking this
beautiful) inman' E. breasts turned tn the camera and smiled and gave a thumbs up. We
fell nut pretty hard at that one, As the teacher is trying tn get this entirely male class
tn calm dawn (they segregated we ed], aomeone starts actually screaming and freaking
nut and annoting "HOLY SHIT LOOK AT "ml"
Turns out, nver in the corner, "that kid", was going tn fucking TOWN on his junk, In a way
none tof us had ever men before, Just mangling it, viciously, in the corner, You know that
Dave Chapelle skit about being held hostage by a masturbatin on a bus? This was like
that. Mn one knew what tn dto, ,
Then... he just sat down, pants still half off, bright red, and started unbeing.
Ihad a dream where a guy put a gun in my Knuth, and used like a a carjacked those it,
and it was cloned an tightly when I ripped the gun nut (after disabled the trap
I ripped my teeth nut dnn
an gun (tone bullet] and snuck around this russian ship, and when Ifound
E. nuenue, I snuck up behind him, shiot him in the head and it bounced tiff his helmet and
hit me in the leg.
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