A little background:
The store I work in has a very good relationship with the Hell's Angels in our area. Because of this, they stop in on a fairly regular basis. They really just come in to do a little shopping or to hang out a little bit. However, every once in a while, they are great security.
>be me, about 3 years ago
>Buddy from the Hell's Angels, we'll call him Harley for simplicity, is there hanging out for a little bit
>There is a niglet school trip at our mall
>This always means trouble (Things broken and stolen, and of course, dealing with 100 plus little poo colored children)
>For some reason, they love my store
>niglet daycare starts to file through my store, groups of 10 at a time.
>Surprisingly, no problems yet.
>Harley is helping me watch people and making sure nothing leaves without being paid for.
>Standing by the door.
>Hear Harley confront someone
>Figure it's some kid like usual. See all the other kids in the group looking at the scene unfolding.
>Not a kid. It's a chaperone.
>Hear Harley, "put it back or go pay for it"
>"watchu talkin bout wyte boi?"
>"You know what I'm talking about. Put it back, or pay for it."
>"i aint take nuttin."
>Next thing I see, is Harley grab this ****** by the shirt, and lift him in the air.
>"PUT IT BACK"
>"i tol u, i ain got nuttin"
>Harley threw him on the ground, and holds him there while searching negrosapiens pockets
>Think to myself, "****. I can't stop Harley from doing ****, and he is definitely breaking a bunch of laws in my store"
>decide to say **** it, let it happen.
>Harley pulls out 5 key chains, all the same style from ******** pants.
>We're the only people in the entire country that sell this key chain.
>Monkey starts howling like he's back in the jungle
>"DIS WYTE BOI JUS STOLE **** FRUM MEH!"
>Cops finally show up (real cops, but they work at a mall so they are extremely lazy)
>Look at what's going on
>Walk right passed Harley and the gorilla that he is holding down.
>Walk up to me, ask what happened. Say they need our security camera footage
>"We don't have cameras, officer."
>Ask little niglets what happened
>about 12 niglets go into full howl, yelling racist and assault
>Harley is laughing
>Points to camera in the mall
>"I made sure we were far enough outside the door, that the camera out there would catch everything."
>MFW Harley got off with no charges
>MFW niglet school trips are banned now
>MFW I have no face