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    Adventures in Retail 3: The Hell's Angel

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    A little background:
    The store I work in has a very good relationship with the Hell's Angels in our area. Because of this, they stop in on a fairly regular basis. They really just come in to do a little shopping or to hang out a little bit. However, every once in a while, they are great security.
    >be me, about 3 years ago
    >Buddy from the Hell's Angels, we'll call him Harley for simplicity, is there hanging out for a little bit
    >******.jpg
    >There is a niglet school trip at our mall
    >This always means trouble (Things broken and stolen, and of course, dealing with 100 plus little poo colored children)
    >For some reason, they love my store
    >niglet daycare starts to file through my store, groups of 10 at a time.
    >Surprisingly, no problems yet.
    >Harley is helping me watch people and making sure nothing leaves without being paid for.
    >Standing by the door.
    >Hear Harley confront someone
    >disgonbegood.msi
    >Figure it's some kid like usual. See all the other kids in the group looking at the scene unfolding.
    >Not a kid. It's a chaperone.
    >Hear Harley, "put it back or go pay for it"
    >"watchu talkin bout wyte boi?"
    >"You know what I'm talking about. Put it back, or pay for it."
    >"i aint take nuttin."
    >Next thing I see, is Harley grab this ****** by the shirt, and lift him in the air.
    >"PUT IT BACK"
    >"i tol u, i ain got nuttin"
    >HARLEYSMASH.HULK
    >Harley threw him on the ground, and holds him there while searching negrosapiens pockets
    >Think to myself, "****. I can't stop Harley from doing ****, and he is definitely breaking a bunch of laws in my store"
    >decide to say **** it, let it happen.
    >Harley pulls out 5 key chains, all the same style from ******** pants.
    >We're the only people in the entire country that sell this key chain.
    >Monkey starts howling like he's back in the jungle
    >"DIS WYTE BOI JUS STOLE **** FRUM MEH!"
    >Cops finally show up (real cops, but they work at a mall so they are extremely lazy)
    >Look at what's going on
    >Walk right passed Harley and the gorilla that he is holding down.
    >Walk up to me, ask what happened. Say they need our security camera footage
    >"We don't have cameras, officer."
    >Ask little niglets what happened
    >about 12 niglets go into full howl, yelling racist and assault
    >Harley is laughing
    >Points to camera in the mall
    >"I made sure we were far enough outside the door, that the camera out there would catch everything."
    >MFW Harley got off with no charges
    >MFW niglet school trips are banned now
    >MFW I have no face
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