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    Adventures in Retail 1: The Feminazi

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    If this does well, I'll do more.

    To start off, I work in a souvenir shop in a downtown mall. I get a lot of strange people since we are downtown. Everyone from bums to eccentric businessmen who look like bums but end up spending hundreds of dollars each time they are in. I've learned, you really can't judge based on looks. However, there is a time to judge. That's when they start speaking.

    When I started this job, there was no dress code. As long as the shirt was appropriate, clean and free from holes, you could wear it. On this day, I was wearing a Spider Pig shirt from The Simpsons Movie.

    >Normal day like any other
    >Slow, but enough customers to keep me busy
    >I'm going over pricing of an order with someone (we do custom framing)
    >Everything is going fine, customers are just meandering around
    >Then, out of nowhere, what can only be described as the love child of Skeletor and Cher comes in
    >Think nothing of it, I get weird people all the time
    >Everything is hunky dory, until she sees my shirt
    >Femicunt mode engage
    >"You shouldn't be wearing a shirt like that."
    >"I'm sorry, why?"
    >"It does nothing but push forward the male agenda."
    >disbitchserious.wav
    >"I'll keep that in mind next time I pick this shirt up."
    >not good enough.
    >Feminazi screams
    >hulksmash.mp4
    >***************************.png
    >"NO. YOU WILL TAKE THAT OFF RIGHT NOW AND CHANGE INTO SOMETHING MORE APPROPRIATE. I WON'T STAND BY AS SOMEONE WEARS A PICTURE OF A CHAUVINISTIC PIG ON THEMSELVES AND PERPETUATES THE VIOLATION OF WOMEN ACROSS THE WORLD!"
    >all my wut
    >"Ma'am, I'm going to need you to calm down. Unfortunately, I have no other shirt to change into unless I buy one of ours, and I don't have the money to do that right now."
    >maygodhavemercyonme.jpg
    >Feminazi attack mode level 5.
    >Leaps over counter
    >grabs my shirt by the collar and starts pulling
    >Head slams into counter, shirt is pulled off
    >Pulls out nail scissors, and proceeds to try to cut my shirt up
    >Not working, rages more, tears it to ****.
    >security shows up, police in tow
    >Bitch get's arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, assault and vandalism
    >call manager, relay story
    >Manager can't stop laughing, tells me to grab a shirt for free
    >last I heard, bitch is serving 6 years for all of that, plus assault on a police officer while in holding
    >Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.meme

    And this, boys and girls, was my first experience with a true feminazi. If you want more, let me know with a thumbs and comments
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    Tags: funny | bored | retail | feminazi | feminist | cunt | spider pig | spiderpig | spider | pig
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