Accountant for a Dragon

> Be you, half smart man, most townsfolk like you for your smarts.
> Be walking through the forest, minding your own business (taking a stroll for fun).
> Be confronted by Big Dragon.
> Dragon grins
> Dragon: "I heard you are smart, human... I'll give you an offer you can not refuse."
> 'Aight, what now?
> Dragon: "Be my servant or... Or... Or else!"
> ****, this dragon is going to eat me!
> You: "Yeah, I don't have a choice do I?"
> You are sweating profusely.

> Be taken to dragon lair
> It gives you a lot of papers and recipes...
> The horror! You are to be it's accountant!
> Realise it is ****** pretty fast.

> You: "TELL ME AGAIN! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU PAID YOUR TAXES!?"
> Dragon is abashed "It... It was 200 years ago..."
> You: "And how much do you owe the workers!?"
> Dragon flustered: "I don't know!!!"
> You: "We are going to have to turn this around, before we get the authorities and the bloody labour union suing this company!"

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