Here is the tale of one man and his quest for some choice feathery ass. They say a picture is worth 1000 words, but these pictures HAVE words in them because I forgot to turn off UI.
Behold the noble Tenebraeh, and the Scoundrel Jack(sipian) [of #1 comment fame!]
He can feel his lustful eyes boring into the back of his feathery head.
But Tenebraeh is a loyal bird, and he has an IRL GF, the lovely Pomf!
She's a higher level because he's actually a pretty terrible Dodo.
The dodo rapist learns too late that dodos are notorious killers, and necrophiliacs on top of that.