Statistically... g out of IO people enjoy gang rape.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on
The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won' t bring it
A woman brings Johnny home and
tells his mother that he was caught playing
doctors and nurses with Mary, her
Johnny' s mother says, "Let' s not be too harsh on
them... they are bound to be curious about sex at
Curious about sex?" replies Mary' s mother. "He' s
taken her fucking appendix out!"
I was raping a woman the other night and she
cried, "Please, think of my children!"
Why don' t black people go on cruises?
They' re not falling for that one again.
A girl in a bar said to me, ''I wouldn' t fuck you if
you were the last person alive."
Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who
would be around to stop me?"
Wiped the smug look off her face.
I' m American, and I' m sick of people saying
America is "the stupidest country in the world."
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country
in the world.
This morning on the way to work I drove into the
back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really
The driver got out and he was a dwarf.
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
My girlfriend is a porn star.
She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it' s true what they say about
So he stabs her nicks her purse.
When Smack [mama was giving his speech after
being elected as president, he had to do it behind
three inch thick glass.
tthought that was a bit harsh -just because he' s
black doesn' t mean he' s going to shoot anyone.
A man walks into a Gas station and says, "Can I
please have a Kitkat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a Kitkat Chunky and
brings it back to him.
No," says the man, ''I wanted a normal Kitkat, you
Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of
No one' s a match for me and my kettle.
New Miley Cyrus DVD:
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The look of disgust on the cashier' s face as you pay:
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