15 best jokes
Posted on October I at 2014
I was walking down the road when I saw a TV for sale in a shop window. The sign
said "TV cheap, broken volume knob". I thought to myself "wow, I can' t turn that
2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn' t complain.
I refused to believe my roadwork's father was stealing from his job, but when I got
home, all the signs were there.
Whiteboards ' e remarkable.
Kleptomania's take things literally.
I used to think an ocean of soda existed, but it was just a Fanta sea.
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people' s eyes.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
You can' t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn' t come back, then
what youve lost is a pigeon.
I haveit slept for three days, because that would be too long.
I don' t like cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
I hate Russian dolls, they" re so full of themselves.
I haveit talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn' t want to interrupt her.
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes