Axeman walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his
mice the drewd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you
Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I' ll bet
American dollars that nobody here can drink 10 pints
of Guinness ."
The room is quiet and " ene takes up the Texans;
offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the
same gentleman whe left shews back up and taps the
Texan en the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender line up
10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears
into all 10 ofthe pint glasses drinking them all back-
tieback. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan
sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the and says, "If
ya don' t mind me askin', where did you for that
30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Cih... I had the pub
down the street to see if I could do it first".