z-zebra. not oc,possible repost.. So, I finished reading the dictionary last week. Turns out the Zebra did it. possiblerepost not OC
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#7 - include (03/08/2014) [-]
I read it in his voice.
#5 - mankey (03/08/2014) [-]
So, I finished reading the dictionary last week.

Turns out the Zebra did it.
#42 to #5 - Rascal (03/09/2014) [-]
I dont get it..
User avatar #39 to #5 - ItsNio (03/09/2014) [-]
I went like three pictures back to favorite this because it hit me hard as hell when I got this joke. 10/10
#22 to #5 - arcticassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
I'm tired as ****
Can't figure this **** out
Someone help me out here
User avatar #23 to #22 - axeul (03/09/2014) [-]
Zebra starts with Z, which is at the end of the alphabet. This means it comes near the end of the dictionary. It is just making a joke pretending the dictionary is an actual story, presumably a murder story. The character revealed at the end is the murderer, which is the zebra in this case. This means that the Zebra committed the murder. There isn't much to get, it is just a simple joke.
#24 to #23 - arcticassassin (03/09/2014) [-]
NOW it makes sense.

I need some sleep.
User avatar #3 - mudkipfucker (03/08/2014) [-]
Zebra will end your alphabet
and your life
#6 to #3 - frutus (03/08/2014) [-]
ÅÄÖ master race reporting in
ÅÄÖ master race reporting in
#9 to #6 - ssheinrich (03/09/2014) [-]
ÆØÅ master race reporting in
ÆØÅ master race reporting in
User avatar #1 - schnizel (03/08/2014) [-]
Hello zed.
#41 - Indubidubly (03/09/2014) [-]
Can't say that I do...
Can't say that I do...
User avatar #40 - oaaaa (03/09/2014) [-]
actually i remember you from the last 10 reposts
User avatar #10 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
It is pronounced ZED not your simplified Zee garbage. It is only zee in the american dialect, so shut up, you filthy inbred poopiepants'
User avatar #11 to #10 - nevolmon (03/09/2014) [-]
so most other consonant letters in the alphabet are like bee, tee, dee, vee. and then some random ass ************ decides that logically we should call the letter Z zed. Inconsistency is stupid and the modern english dialect is stupid.
User avatar #12 to #11 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
It comes from the Greek letter Zeta, as do many other letters. The only reason it's pronounced zee is the first place was because early Americans wanted to differ from the British and started calling it several different other variations until they decided on zee. It's still only used like that in america like the imperial measurement system
User avatar #14 to #12 - articulate (03/09/2014) [-]
But the real question is: Who gives a **** ?
User avatar #15 to #14 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
I do. Many people do.
User avatar #16 to #15 - articulate (03/09/2014) [-]
I think you and those that think like you ought to remove the wooden post that seems to have been lodged in your anus.
User avatar #17 to #16 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
That post will be a **** that I give about literacy
User avatar #18 to #17 - articulate (03/09/2014) [-]
Pronouncing a letter in a way that displeases you does not constitute illiteracy.
User avatar #19 to #18 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
I never said that it does
User avatar #25 to #10 - demandsgayversion (03/09/2014) [-]
Zed as in zedbra
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