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The Internet Whingers Song

'Whinger' (pronounced win - jer) Scottish word for Complainer, and we all know them. This song is dedicated to all those sensible people who are fed up and find it pathetic and sad that people have nothing better to do than take offense at things on the Internet and get offended just because they can. 'We live in different times' I mean don't give us it, you are a sad and lonely person who hates the fact no one in real life notices you so you have to create drama and conflict to feel better.

Getting offended by something on the Internet is like rolling around in a pile of **** and saying oh I don't like this it smells of **** ... silly and no point. So if you see something on the Internet that you don't like... ignore, click close, and scroll away!

Lyrics:

The Internet Whingers Song

We don't give a *****
We don't give a *****
You know where you can go
Ee—aye—ee—aye—ee—aye--oh
If we catch you moanin'
We will all take the piss
A ***** , a *****
Go try one tonight
We don't give a *****

Oh my, who's complainin' now?
Who's complainin' now?
Who's complainin' now?
Oh my, who's complainin' now?
And who's the ******* whinger
Too-oo-ooh

We don't give a *****
We don't give a *****
You're not that important so
ee—aye—ee—aye—ee—aye--oh
Do you think we listen?
To all your silly chaffin'
Your gums are flappin'
Keyboard tappin'
We don't give a *****

Oh my, who've I offended now?
Who've I offended now?
Who've I offended now?
Oh my, who've I offended now?
The caps lock's on my ass
To—oo—ooh

We don't give a *****
We don't give a *****
Outraged and upset, we know
ee—aye—ee—aye—ee—aye--oh
Humour's somethin' amiss
You've a poker up your arse
A ***** , a *****
Never give one alright
We don't give a *****

Oh my, this is such a silly song
Such a silly song
Such a silly song
Oh my, this is such a silly song
And you're a silly bastard
Too-oo-ooh

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Submitted: 07/17/2013
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